Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 72
catchme_ifucan's photo
Fri 05/02/08 12:59 AM
noway

purplecat's photo
Fri 05/02/08 12:59 AM

do you know how to tell if your skirt is too short??



ummmm..........???????

you can seee the monster hiding under your bed???

noway laugh

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Fri 05/02/08 01:00 AM
gnite karma!!!!drinker

catchme_ifucan's photo
Fri 05/02/08 01:00 AM
noway noway noway

Beachfarmer's photo
Fri 05/02/08 01:00 AM

do you know how to tell if your skirt is too short??



sick Eeeeeeeew

If it doesn't cover your Members Only?

purplecat's photo
Fri 05/02/08 01:00 AM
oh......indifferent sick noway laugh laugh laugh explode EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWlaugh laugh laugh

purplecat's photo
Fri 05/02/08 01:01 AM
theres something lookin out at me from the bottom of your skirt.........noway

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Fri 05/02/08 01:02 AM
<---noticed it right away!!!laugh noway laugh

purplecat's photo
Fri 05/02/08 01:02 AM
now I'm goona have scary dreams of the one eyed monsternoway noway

Beachfarmer's photo
Fri 05/02/08 01:03 AM

A Scotsman clad in kilt left the bar one evening fair
And one could tell by how he walked he'd drunk more than his share
He staggered on until he could no longer keep his feet
Then stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street.

chorus:
Ring ding diddle diddle i de o
Ring di diddle i o
He stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street.

Later on two young and lovely girls just happened by,
And one says to the other with a twinkle in her eye
You see yon sleeping Scotsman who is young and handsome built
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath their kilt.
Ring ding diddle diddle i de o
Ring di diddle i o
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath their kilt.

They crept up to the sleeping Scotsman quiet as could be
Then lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see
And there behold for them to view beneath his Scottish skirt
Was nothing but what God had graced him with upon his birth

Ring ding diddle diddle i de o
Ring di diddle i o
There was nothing there but what God gave upon his birth

They marveled for a moment then one said we'd best be gone
But let's leave a present for our friend before we move along
They took a blue silk ribbon and they tied it in a bow
Around the bonnie spar that the Scot's lifted kilt did show

Ring ding diddle diddle i de o
Ring di diddle i o
Around the bonnie spar that the Scot's lifted kilt did show

The Scotsman woke to nature's call and stumbled toward a tree
Behind a bush he lifts his kilt and gawks at what he sees
Then in a startled voice he says to what's before his eyes
He said, "Lad I don't know where you've been but I see you won first
prize"

Ring ding diddle diddle i de o
Ring di diddle i o
He said, "Lad I don't know where you've been but I see you won first prize"

catchme_ifucan's photo
Fri 05/02/08 01:03 AM
noway laugh That got me perved!!! laugh a few times!


http://www.justsayhi.com/user/view/496398

think this one liked it!!

purplecat's photo
Fri 05/02/08 01:04 AM
noway

catchme_ifucan's photo
Fri 05/02/08 01:05 AM
noway NOW HE'S IMing me!!! aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh

noway laugh

purplecat's photo
Fri 05/02/08 01:05 AM
throws her knittting aside and runs down the hallnoway laugh yawn smokin yawn

Beachfarmer's photo
Fri 05/02/08 01:05 AM

noway laugh That got me perved!!! laugh a few times!


http://www.justsayhi.com/user/view/496398

think this one liked it!!



YIKES!

Escondildo is close by HERE.

no photo
Fri 05/02/08 01:06 AM
Lol.......purple isnt scared she is just explode laugh explode

no photo
Fri 05/02/08 01:07 AM
Dear diary the word of the day is FRUSTRATION!!!explode brought to you by the Letter 3 and the number P~~~!bigsmile drinker

purplecat's photo
Fri 05/02/08 01:07 AM
noway explode smokin explode noway indifferent

purplecat's photo
Fri 05/02/08 01:08 AM
AAAAAAAARGHHHHHHH!!laugh explode laugh

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Fri 05/02/08 01:09 AM
at least its not laugh :cry: laugh :cry: Thats just creepy!!!noway noway noway