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Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 72
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Thu 05/01/08 01:51 AM
Dear diary........am i drunk yet???noway laugh drinker drinker

OrangeCat's photo
Thu 05/01/08 01:53 AM
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Thu 05/01/08 01:54 AM
Standing in the dock at Southampton
trying to get to Holland or France
The man in the mac said
you've got to go back
You know they didn't even give us a chance

Christ you know it ain't easy
You know how hard it can be
The way things are going
They're going to crucify me

Finally made the plane into Paris
Honeymooning down by the Seine
Peter Brown call to say
you can make it O.K.
You can get married in Gibraltar near Spain

Christ you know it ain't easy
You know how hard it can be
The way things are going
They're going to crucify me

Drove from Paris to the Amsterdam Hilton
Talking in our beds for a week
The newspapers said
say what're you doing in bed
I said we're only trying to get us some peace

Christ you know it ain't easy
You know how hard it can be
The way things are going
They're going to crucify me

Saving up your money for a rainy day
giving all your clothes to charity
Last night the wife said
Oh boy when you're dead
you don't take nothing with you but your soul, think

Made a lightning trip to Vienna
Eating chocolate cake in a bag
The newspapers said
she's gone to his head
They look just like to Gurus in drag

Christ you know it ain't easy
You know how hard it can be
The way things are going
They're going to crucify me

Caught the early plane back to London
Fifty acorns tied in a sack
The men from the press
said we wish you successs
It's good to have the both of you back

Christ you know it ain't easy
You know how hard it can be
The way things are going
They're going to crucify me
The way things are going
They're going to crucify me
drinker devil smokin

Beachfarmer's photo
Thu 05/01/08 01:56 AM

Dear diary........am i drunk yet???noway laugh drinker drinker


II DDoonn''tt kknnooww....aarree yyoouu?

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Thu 05/01/08 01:57 AM


Dear diary........am i drunk yet???noway laugh drinker drinker


II DDoonn''tt kknnooww....aarree yyoouu?
Nooooooooooooot yet!!!!grumble laugh drinker

<----grabs beach and romeo and starts to dance!!!bigsmile drinker

scotty1964's photo
Thu 05/01/08 01:57 AM
i drank a whole quart of vodka..........n i feel jus right.....gypsy......ex-friendsick brokenheart

Beachfarmer's photo
Thu 05/01/08 01:58 AM
<---------starts with the white mans overbite and does the "Elaine" from Seinfeld.

scotty1964's photo
Thu 05/01/08 02:00 AM
im not ga y but that guys cutelaugh laugh

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Thu 05/01/08 02:00 AM
okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkay???huh noway laugh

DTHRomeo's photo
Thu 05/01/08 02:01 AM
huh laugh

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Thu 05/01/08 02:02 AM
<------does the close talker impression from Seinfeld!!!noway laugh laugh noway

OrangeCat's photo
Thu 05/01/08 02:02 AM
huh indifferent

scotty1964's photo
Thu 05/01/08 02:02 AM
gyps..........ur spell has been broken:cry: laugh :cry: laugh

Beachfarmer's photo
Thu 05/01/08 02:03 AM
grumble NO SOUP FOR YOU......2 WEEKS
BECAUSE OF THAT STUUUUUPID DANCE!

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Thu 05/01/08 02:03 AM

gyps..........ur spell has been broken:cry: laugh :cry: laugh
May you have green poop tomorrow!!!devil noway laugh laugh laugh

OrangeCat's photo
Thu 05/01/08 02:04 AM
hmmm green poop laugh

scotty1964's photo
Thu 05/01/08 02:05 AM
i do love that pic tho............and whaere is the silvery shirtmad mad mad and hello OOOOOOOOOOCCCCCCCCCCC or oc im sad that we r not buds:cry:

OrangeCat's photo
Thu 05/01/08 02:06 AM
u know u are my friend

u just need to chill

scotty1964's photo
Thu 05/01/08 02:10 AM
thanks oc..........and i only meant cute in a funny way..........not........ahhhh whatever....im in love with purple now so muchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhsmooched smooched smooched :heart: :heart: drinker smokin and i think s

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Thu 05/01/08 02:11 AM

u know u are my friend

u just need to chill

its hard to chill agter a quart and a beer........fukc i hate beer...........sick

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