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Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 72
purplecat's photo
Thu 05/01/08 12:39 AM
who can sing this one ......laugh noway indifferent laugh

Alas, my love, you do me wrong,
To cast me off discourteously.
For I have loved you well and long,
Delighting in your company.

Chorus:
Greensleeves was all my joy
Greensleeves was my delight,
Greensleeves was my heart of gold,
And who but my lady greensleeves.

Your vows you've broken, like my heart,
Oh, why did you so enrapture me?
Now I remain in a world apart
But my heart remains in captivity.

Chorus

I have been ready at your hand,
To grant whatever you would crave,
I have both wagered life and land,
Your love and good-will for to have.

Chorus

If you intend thus to disdain,
It does the more enrapture me,
And even so, I still remain
A lover in captivity.

Chorus

My men were clothed all in green,
And they did ever wait on thee;
All this was gallant to be seen,
And yet thou wouldst not love me.

Chorus

Thou couldst desire no earthly thing,
but still thou hadst it readily.
Thy music still to play and sing;
And yet thou wouldst not love me.

Chorus

Well, I will pray to God on high,
that thou my constancy mayst see,
And that yet once before I die,
Thou wilt vouchsafe to love me.

Chorus

Ah, Greensleeves, now farewell, adieu,
To God I pray to prosper thee,
For I am still thy lover true,
Come once again and love me.

scotty1964's photo
Thu 05/01/08 12:39 AM
ok im gone...email purple.......i love u.........smooched :heart: drinker

wiley's photo
Thu 05/01/08 12:39 AM
Clearly, you've never heard me attempt to sing. Epic Fail.

no photo
Thu 05/01/08 12:40 AM

Toe to toe dancing very close
Body breathing almost comatose
Wall to wall people hypnotized
And they're stepping lightly
Hang each night in rapture
Back to back sacroiliac
Spineless movement and a wild attack
Face to face sightless solitude
And it's finger popping
Twenty four hour shopping in rapture
Fab Five Freddy told me everybody's fly
DJ spinning I said "My My"
Flash is fast flash is cool
Francois c'est pas flashe non due
And you don't stop sure shot
Go out to the parking lot
And you get in your car and drive real far
And you drive all night and then you see a light
And it comes right down and it lands on the ground
And out comes the man from Mars
And you try to run but he's got a gun
And he shoots you dead and he eats your head
And then you're in the man from Mars
You go out at night eating cars
You eat Cadillacs Lincolns too
Mercurys and Subaru
And you don't stop
You keep on eating cars
Then when there's no more cars you go out at night
And eat up bars where the people meet
Face to face
Dance cheek to cheek
One to one
Man to man
Dance toe to toe
Don't move too slow 'cause the man from Mars is through with cars
He's eating bars
Yeah wall to wall
Door to door
Hall to hall
He's gonna eat 'em all
Rapture
Be pure
Take a tour through the sewer
Don't strain your brain
Paint a train
You'll be singing in the rain
Said don't stop to the punk rock
back to back, body muscular spinless movement, bite the jugular one to one
(?)technology
And a ardour, no sign of saviour in Rapture
Well now you see what you wanna be
Just have your party on TV
'Cause the man from Mars won't eat up bars where the TV's on
And now he's gone back up to space where he won't have a hassle with the
human race
And you hip hop
And you don't stop
Just blast off sure shot
Because the man from Mars stopped eating cars
And eating bars
And now he only eats guitars
Get up
bigsmile drinker smokin

catchme_ifucan's photo
Thu 05/01/08 12:40 AM
noway What'z wrong with penis flicks?? devil laugh


or nipplenipplenipplenipple laugh :cry: laugh

no photo
Thu 05/01/08 12:40 AM

who can sing this one ......laugh noway indifferent laugh

Alas, my love, you do me wrong,
To cast me off discourteously.
For I have loved you well and long,
Delighting in your company.

Chorus:
Greensleeves was all my joy
Greensleeves was my delight,
Greensleeves was my heart of gold,
And who but my lady greensleeves.

Your vows you've broken, like my heart,
Oh, why did you so enrapture me?
Now I remain in a world apart
But my heart remains in captivity.

Chorus

I have been ready at your hand,
To grant whatever you would crave,
I have both wagered life and land,
Your love and good-will for to have.

Chorus

If you intend thus to disdain,
It does the more enrapture me,
And even so, I still remain
A lover in captivity.

Chorus

My men were clothed all in green,
And they did ever wait on thee;
All this was gallant to be seen,
And yet thou wouldst not love me.

Chorus

Thou couldst desire no earthly thing,
but still thou hadst it readily.
Thy music still to play and sing;
And yet thou wouldst not love me.

Chorus

Well, I will pray to God on high,
that thou my constancy mayst see,
And that yet once before I die,
Thou wilt vouchsafe to love me.

Chorus

Ah, Greensleeves, now farewell, adieu,
To God I pray to prosper thee,
For I am still thy lover true,
Come once again and love me.

hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!laugh laugh laugh

wiley's photo
Thu 05/01/08 12:40 AM

noway What'z wrong with penis flicks?? devil laugh


or nipplenipplenipplenipple laugh :cry: laugh


Somebody's afraid of the big bad penis. I think.

purplecat's photo
Thu 05/01/08 12:41 AM
Super Freak
She's a very kinky girl
The kind you don't take home to mother
She will never let your spirits down
Once you get her off the street, ow girl
She likes the boys in the band
She says that I'm her all-time favorite
When I make my move to her room it's the right time
She's never hard to please
{Refrain}
That girl is pretty wild now
The girl's a super freak
The kind of girl you read about
In new-wave magazine
That girl is pretty kinky
The girl's a super freak
I really love to taste her
Every time we meet
She's all right, she's all right
That girl's all right with me, yeah
She's a super freak, super freak
She's super-freaky, yow
Super freak, super freak
She's a very special girl
The kind of girl you want to know
>From her head down to her toenails
Down to her feet, yeah
And she'll wait for me at backstage with her girlfriends
In a limousine
Going back in Chinatown
Three's not a crowd to her, she says
"Room 714, I'll be waiting"
When I get there she's got incense, wine and candles
It's such a freaky scene
{Refrain}
{Bridge}
Temptations sing!
Ohhhhh
Super freak, super freak
That girl's a super freak
Ohhhhh
She's a very kinky girl
The kind you don't take home to mother
She will never let your spirits down
Once you get her off the street, ow girl
Blow, Danny!

Beachfarmer's photo
Thu 05/01/08 12:42 AM

noway What'z wrong with penis flicks?? devil laugh


or nipplenipplenipplenipple laugh :cry: laugh



not suppose to flick it....now be nice to Willy!

no photo
Thu 05/01/08 12:43 AM
I walk along the avenue
I never thought I'd meet a girl like you
Meet a girl like you
With auburn hair and tawny eyes
The kind of eyes that hyptonize me through
Hypnotize me through

And I ran
I ran so far away
I just ran
I ran all night and day
I couldn't get away

A cloud appears above your head
A beam of light comes shining down on you
Shining down on you
The cloud is moving nearer still
Aurora Borealis comes in view
Aurora comes in view

And I ran
I ran so far away
I just ran
I ran all night and day
I couldn't get away

Reached out a hand to touch your face
You're slowly disappearing from my view
Appearing from my view
Reached out a hand to try again
I'm floating in a beam of light with you
A beam of light with you

And I ran
I ran so far away
I just ran
I ran all night and day

And I ran
I ran so far away
I just ran
I couldn't get away

And I ran
I ran so far away
I just ran
I couldn't get away
drinker laugh

no photo
Thu 05/01/08 12:43 AM
Dear diary........what is this??? BATTLE OF THE BANDS????devil noway laugh laugh laugh

wiley's photo
Thu 05/01/08 12:43 AM
Focus a moment
On the message sent
The anthem of a generation
Based on degredation and resent
Where money and power
And being the man of the hour
Has left communication
Left it standing out to sour
We ****ed ourselves again

scotty1964's photo
Thu 05/01/08 12:43 AM

no need for sorrys fvckwadlaugh drinker

hey fukcer.........did i say sorry??????now i take it backlaugh laugh

OrangeCat's photo
Thu 05/01/08 12:44 AM
huh

wiley's photo
Thu 05/01/08 12:44 AM
Yo, my lyrics is wack
and I got a small sack
holds my pea-sized stones in place
Cause I ain't got the knack

And I'm ****ed up
I'm tied up wit duct tape
Looking for a Marshall to school me
a white boy to rule me

Cause I'm just ****ed up.

Yo my heart's flea-sized
and I don't got no skillz
and my pump go no action
Yo I'm straight up ill

Got a wack mind of waste,
and my Source has no taste
and my records go wood
and they do it with haste
Cause I'm straight up wanksta
and I ain't go no answers

Cause I'm all ****ed up.

no photo
Thu 05/01/08 12:45 AM
dear diary.......I sense alot of testosterone in the room..........whereeeeeez the febreeeeeeeeze>>>>???noway laugh drinker

Beachfarmer's photo
Thu 05/01/08 12:45 AM


no need for sorrys fvckwadlaugh drinker

hey fukcer.........did i say sorry??????now i take it backlaugh laugh



:cry: just makes me homesick

OrangeCat's photo
Thu 05/01/08 12:46 AM
I am gonna go under my rock where its safe

Beachfarmer's photo
Thu 05/01/08 12:47 AM

dear diary.......I sense alot of testosterone in the room..........whereeeeeez the febreeeeeeeeze>>>>???noway laugh drinker


Oh thorrry.......let's go shoe shopping.......come home...do masks
........and we'll just pig out on bonbons...and pop in "Bridges of Madison County"

love sound FAB or what?

purplecat's photo
Thu 05/01/08 12:47 AM
Ha-ha! well now we call this the act of mating
But there are several other very important differences
Between human beings and animals that you should know about

Id appreciate your input

Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants and Ill bet youll feel nuts
Yes Im siskel, yes Im ebert and youre getting two thumbs up
Youve had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough youre out of bounds
I want you smothered want you covered like my waffle house hashbrowns
Come quicker than fedex never reach an apex like coca-cola stock you are
Inclined
To make me rise an hour early just like daylight savings time

Do it now
You and me baby aint nothin but mammals
So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel
Do it again now
You and me baby aint nothin but mammals
So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel
Gettin horny now

Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of egypt only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? let me be specific I wanna be down in your south seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means small craft advisory
So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, b5 you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on Im mister coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours Ill show you mine tool time youll lovett just like lyle
And then well do it doggy style so we can both watch x-files

Do it now
You and me baby aint nothin but mammals
So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel
Do it again now
You and me baby aint nothin but mammals
So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel
Gettin horny now

You and me baby aint nothin but mammals
So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel
Do it again now
You and me baby aint nothin but mammals
So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel
Do it now
You and me baby aint nothin but mammals
So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel
Do it again now
You and me baby aint nothin but mammals
So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel
Gettin horny now

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