Topic: Ponderisms.......
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Mon 04/28/08 03:58 PM

Of course I am on to something... Besides, ever try cutting cardboard to be round?

It's been done.....smokin

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Mon 04/28/08 03:58 PM


What disease did cured ham actually have? huh


Swine flu?

drinker laugh

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Mon 04/28/08 04:00 PM

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?




Baby implies cute. Besides, nobody wants to say "I slept like the dead." That would be the easist expression for truly sleeping without disturbance.

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Mon 04/28/08 04:01 PM


Why does a round pizza come in a square box?


So the driver doesn't confuse the pizza with the steering wheel?


Yeah, guess it's lucky most of those driver's haven't figured out how to open a box yet!laugh (appologies to any pizza delivery drivers)

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Mon 04/28/08 04:05 PM

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?


The pizza is really square...the pizza boy eats the corners off before he gets to your house.:tongue:

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Mon 04/28/08 04:07 PM
And where exactly do they get EXTRA virgin olive oil?

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Mon 04/28/08 04:08 PM
Edited by Robm248 on Mon 04/28/08 04:08 PM

And where exactly do they get EXTRA virgin olive oil?


Well, apparently there are some olive tree's that have reproduced without sex, and now the virgin trees they made are EXTRA virgin.

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Mon 04/28/08 04:11 PM

If a dog doesn't sweat, what are their armpits for?

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Mon 04/28/08 04:11 PM
I got one! I got one! >>>raising hand<<<


why don't they have parachutes on airplanes????

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Mon 04/28/08 04:13 PM


If a dog doesn't sweat, what are their armpits for?

laugh laugh laugh laugh


armpits? does that mean that dogs have arms? laugh I never knew that bigsmile

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Mon 04/28/08 04:14 PM



If a dog doesn't sweat, what are their armpits for?

laugh laugh laugh laugh


armpits? does that mean that dogs have arms? laugh I never knew that bigsmile


They don't, they have legs.

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Mon 04/28/08 04:15 PM



If a dog doesn't sweat, what are their armpits for?

laugh laugh laugh laugh


armpits? does that mean that dogs have arms? laugh I never knew that bigsmile


lol, think i stole that from the show "wings"

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Mon 04/28/08 04:22 PM
Here's a good one for real life to enjoy... ask someone what's on the TV... and check to see what's literally on top of the TV. Most people will not reply with what is on their TV. For this discussion: Why do we say something in on TV?

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Mon 04/28/08 04:25 PM

And where exactly do they get EXTRA virgin olive oil?



...and where can I find an extra medium


......besides Psychics Are Us I guess

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Mon 04/28/08 05:42 PM
WTF!laugh

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Tue 04/29/08 07:43 AM

And where exactly do they get EXTRA virgin olive oil?

They sacrifice only the virginal olives.

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Tue 04/29/08 07:44 AM

Here's a good one for real life to enjoy... ask someone what's on the TV... and check to see what's literally on top of the TV. Most people will not reply with what is on their TV. For this discussion: Why do we say something in on TV?

laugh laugh laugh Good point!

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Tue 04/29/08 07:47 AM
right,.....

why are actors "on" tv...but "in" the movies



Here's a good one for real life to enjoy... ask someone what's on the TV... and check to see what's literally on top of the TV. Most people will not reply with what is on their TV. For this discussion: Why do we say something in on TV?

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Tue 04/29/08 07:48 AM
....and why do we drive on parkways and park on Driveways?huh

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Tue 04/29/08 07:51 AM

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?





insomniacs do sleep like a baby