ok i get this magazine every so often..it has conversations by men overheard by women it...its amusing well to the ladies maybe lol...heres a couple..

male one to his mate in the pub..."I wouldnt know if she was flirting with me, even if she took her pants off and wiped them on my face i'd still probably not get the hint."...no hoper me thinks

male in conversation with his girlfriend..well sort of..

Girlfriend : "Oh my God, my throat hurts so much, i cant stop coughing."

Boyfriend : "Dont worry, you look lovely."

Girlfriend : "Are you even listening to me."

Boyfriend : "Erm, you look pretty?"

me thinks no hoper two

what was she saing again?

sorry Deb I wasn't listening,,,Please tell me again

What in the world is in the guys' minds to be so distracted and block out certain words coming from a girls' lips?

what was that have taken my hearing aids out lol

certain words?? you mean anything not pertaining to sports, sex, drinking, video games or any combination thereof tends to get blocked out

Yeah, like that. You can say a new kind of beer and they perk up. Guiness surge? What's that? (Guiness surge is not a drink...it's a new way to make a canned Guiness taste like a draft by shocking it with electricity and water and what ever to stimulate the beer making it taste like a draft. My job has it.)

he was probably thinking of that pint at the pub when he gets out of this shopping trip his girlfriends dragged him on

If you really want to confuse then, use some jargon from the above things they care about. They get really bug-eyed

What was the question again?????

hmm... interesting... that is something i had never heard of

What the hell is jargon??????

jargon is terminology

Hey, maybe she WAS looking particularly fine that evening....

Whatever you want to do is fine with me

Terminology for what?

I hate that! lol My friend does that I'll say something and he'll be quiet and then I will say BABE! and he'll go huh? it's like wtf?