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because you touch yourself at night
ill start, why did the dinosaurs die? |
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LMAO.
Why does mommy hate me so much? *said by a little kid* |
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beacuse ice cream doesn't have bones
Why is the grass green and the sky blue? |
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because I said so
Why does every cloud have a silver lining? |
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They do ? I`m gonna have to keep looking.
Why do things that you buy look good till you get the item home? |
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it's the lighting in the store...makes everything look good.
why does mustard crust on the bottle, but drip everywhere else? |
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It`s a mustard crust thing that none of us will ever understand.
Why does just about everything you buy with a warranty kick the bucket about a week after the warranty runs out? |
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so you have to buy a new one of course.
Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near? Morning sunshine! (((rara))) |
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Because your so sweet, they smell the nectar.
Why can't I get a date?? |
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Edited by
rara777
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Sat 04/26/08 06:25 AM
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Just like me, they long to be, close to you.
Then as she asks him,Do I look all right? Morning sunshine ((( No1sLove ))) This was in answer to No1sLove. |
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Edited by
FETTS61
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Sat 04/26/08 06:27 AM
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WELL BY GOLLY YOU LOOK WONDERFUL 2NITE LOL
WHY DO A BEAR SHlT IN THE WOODS SUP RARARARA |
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Edited by
rara777
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Sat 04/26/08 06:29 AM
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Suppppppp bro
Because Speedway doesn`t let bears chitt in the restrooms. Why was Smokey the Bear always smokin? |
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creating job security
why is it called fly fishing and not swim fishing. |
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CUZ FLYS CANT SWIM
WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE |
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Ask Monty Python
Who is your favorite comedian? |
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Ask Monty Python
Who is your favorite comedian? |
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Edited by
Nurseguy08
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Sat 04/26/08 06:37 AM
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Gallager
Why are most lotto winner 80yrs old or more? |
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Because they need the money for their heirs to fight over.
Why did I draw a blank on a question? |
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Edited by
No1sLove
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Sat 04/26/08 06:39 AM
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That's Gods health insurance suppliment
Why do penguins have wings? jinks rara! |
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So they can flap em
Why is there an expression that their mouth waddles like a ducks azz? |
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