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Topic: questions to respond with....
seansippo's photo
Fri 04/25/08 10:49 PM
because you touch yourself at night

ill start, why did the dinosaurs die?

Army_Strong's photo
Fri 04/25/08 10:51 PM
LMAO.

Why does mommy hate me so much?

*said by a little kid*

Mr569singleguy's photo
Sat 04/26/08 05:46 AM
beacuse ice cream doesn't have bones


Why is the grass green and the sky blue?

No1sLove's photo
Sat 04/26/08 05:48 AM
because I said so

Why does every cloud have a silver lining?

rara777's photo
Sat 04/26/08 06:04 AM
They do ? :wink: laugh laugh laugh I`m gonna have to keep looking.

Why do things that you buy look good till you get the item home?


No1sLove's photo
Sat 04/26/08 06:06 AM
it's the lighting in the store...makes everything look good.

why does mustard crust on the bottle, but drip everywhere else?

rara777's photo
Sat 04/26/08 06:09 AM
It`s a mustard crust thing that none of us will ever understand.laugh laugh laugh

Why does just about everything you buy with a warranty kick the bucket about a week after the warranty runs out?

No1sLove's photo
Sat 04/26/08 06:20 AM
so you have to buy a new one of course.

Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near?

Morning sunshine! (((rara)))

SometingDifrent's photo
Sat 04/26/08 06:23 AM
Because your so sweet, they smell the nectar.


Why can't I get a date??

rara777's photo
Sat 04/26/08 06:24 AM
Edited by rara777 on Sat 04/26/08 06:25 AM
Just like me, they long to be, close to you.flowerforyou


Then as she asks him,Do I look all right?

Morning sunshine flowerforyou ((( No1sLove ))) flowerforyou

This was in answer to No1sLove.


FETTS61's photo
Sat 04/26/08 06:26 AM
Edited by FETTS61 on Sat 04/26/08 06:27 AM
WELL BY GOLLY YOU LOOK WONDERFUL 2NITE LOL


WHY DO A BEAR SHlT IN THE WOODS


SUP RARARARAdrinker drinker bigsmile bigsmile laugh

rara777's photo
Sat 04/26/08 06:28 AM
Edited by rara777 on Sat 04/26/08 06:29 AM
Suppppppp bro drinker smokin drinker smokin drinker

Because Speedway doesn`t let bears chitt in the restrooms.


Why was Smokey the Bear always smokin?

No1sLove's photo
Sat 04/26/08 06:33 AM
creating job security laugh


why is it called fly fishing and not swim fishing. laugh

FETTS61's photo
Sat 04/26/08 06:34 AM
CUZ FLYS CANT SWIM





WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE

rara777's photo
Sat 04/26/08 06:36 AM
Ask Monty Python

Who is your favorite comedian?

rara777's photo
Sat 04/26/08 06:36 AM
Ask Monty Python

Who is your favorite comedian?

Nurseguy08's photo
Sat 04/26/08 06:36 AM
Edited by Nurseguy08 on Sat 04/26/08 06:37 AM
Gallager

Why are most lotto winner 80yrs old or more?

rara777's photo
Sat 04/26/08 06:38 AM
Because they need the money for their heirs to fight over.:wink: laugh laugh

Why did I draw a blank on a question? laugh laugh

No1sLove's photo
Sat 04/26/08 06:38 AM
Edited by No1sLove on Sat 04/26/08 06:39 AM
That's Gods health insurance suppliment

Why do penguins have wings?

jinks rara! laugh

rara777's photo
Sat 04/26/08 06:39 AM
So they can flap em :wink: laugh

Why is there an expression that their mouth waddles like a ducks azz?

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