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Edited by
FETTS61
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Sat 04/26/08 06:42 AM
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THEY HAVE TO HAVE SOMETHING TO PUT DEODORANT UNDER
WHY DO THE AMISH SHUN TECHNOLOGY BUT BORROW THEIR NEIGHBORS PHONES |
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That's Gods health insurance suppliment Why do penguins have wings? jinks rara! 
I owe you the drink of your choice.  
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Edited by
rara777
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Sat 04/26/08 06:43 AM
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It`s Saturday and the amish are going to town. In more ways than one.
That way their parents can`t hear their plans for the night
Why do they always get in front of you when you are in a hurry? |
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forcing you to admire the counrtyside
why does champagne tickle your nose? |
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Cause it`s bubbly like you
Why does champagne also give you the worst hangover? |
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grapes for champagne are picked before reaching maturity, so maybe they have more histamines in them...just a guess.
Isn't white zindandel an oxymoron? |
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yes it is..
why doesn't a $40.00 bottle of wine taste twice as good as a $20.00 bottle??? |
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Edited by
No1sLove
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Sat 04/26/08 07:39 AM
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highway robbery puts a bad taste in your mouth before you even take the first sip
What's the difference between a wine box and a whine box? not fair, but if you don't get it I'll tell you. |
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A WHINE CELLAR IS 30 BLONDS WITH PMS LYING IN THE BASEMENT
WHY IS A FROGS ASS WATERTIGHT |
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where DO babies come from?
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A WHINE CELLAR IS 30 BLONDS WITH PMS LYING IN THE BASEMENT WHY IS A FROGS ASS WATERTIGHT 
I was going to say you can close a wine box. I like yours better. UPS...what can brown do for you now? 
What is the secret ingredient in Bushes Baked Beans? |
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A 2fer
first Frogs.....so they know which end to catch flys with babies..........When a man and a woman love each other very much they..............Birds and bees 101
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? |
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Depends on the woodchuck.
Where IS Waldo? |
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A 2fer first Frogs.....so they know which end to catch flys with babies..........When a man and a woman love each other very much they..............Birds and bees 101
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? Waldo...check the In Your Pants tread for that one. Why is asking stupid questions for crack answers so amusing? |
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are you saying I have only a "thread" in my pants? damm I didn't think I posted THAT pic here.
A 2fer first Frogs.....so they know which end to catch flys with babies..........When a man and a woman love each other very much they..............Birds and bees 101
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? Waldo...check the In Your Pants tread for that one. Why is asking stupid questions for crack answers so amusing? |
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SomethingDif...I will not presume to know what's in your pants
Why are some men so concerned about what's in their pants and not what's in their hearts?
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Edited by
daniel48706
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Sat 04/26/08 08:55 AM
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SomethingDif...I will not presume to know what's in your pants Why are some men so concerned about what's in their pants and not what's in their hearts?
Why are some womenm worried about whats ina man's pants, and not whats in his thoughts? If you, and either bill or hilary clinton were the last two people on earth (respectively for your preferances, lol) would you sleep with them in order to repopulate the earth? |
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Don't know Daniel...I personally think an intellectual man is the sexiest beast alive.
Why do we settle for less than what we truly desire? |
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Really don`t know...But I guess sometimes its because ya just don`t want to be alone.
If you could have the desire of your heart, what would it be? |
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A family of my own with someone I respect and who loves me. Seems simple enough doesn't it?
If you could wish one thing for a loved one what would it be? |
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