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| Topic: things not to say at a sobriety checkpoint!! | |
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Sir you smell like beer,have you been drinkin?.........
"you smell like frosting, have you been eating donuts??" |
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Sir you smell like beer,have you been drinkin?......... "you smell like frosting, have you been eating donuts??" I only had a dozen so what's your problem.....   
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 Sir you smell like beer,have you been drinkin?......... "you smell like frosting, have you been eating donuts??" |
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Officer: Can you reciet the ABC's?
Sure, I'll sing them for ya.....ABCDEFG etc. |
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Sir you smell like beer,have you been drinkin?......... "you smell like frosting, have you been eating donuts??"
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Sir, I need you to recite the alphabet backwards....
Hell, I can't even do that sober! |
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I may be drunk tonight....BUT you'll still be ugly in the morning!!!!!!!
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Sir you smell like beer,have you been drinkin?......... "you smell like frosting, have you been eating donuts??"
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Sir, I need you to recite the alphabet backwards.... Hell, I can't even do that sober! I have said that to an officer once! |
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do you have a bottle opener/corkscrew?
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ID??? what the hell for?? I KNOW who I am...!!!
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do you have a bottle opener/corkscrew?
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I ain't drunk, I'm just drinkin'
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me show you my id?--hell show me your id--
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This reminds me of the first time I went to Canada...customs agent asked me how I paid for my ticket? I ALMOST said 'by the drugs I'm smuggling in my ass" but knew that would only lead to a body cavity search and gawd how we'd just HATE that!
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I had only a six pack, but im not usually drunk until after ive had 12
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This reminds me of the first time I went to Canada...customs agent asked me how I paid for my ticket? I ALMOST said 'by the drugs I'm smuggling in my ass" but knew that would only lead to a body cavity search and gawd how we'd just HATE that!
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I think I'm going to puke......
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I'm not as think as you drunk I am....
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Am i going to jail
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