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| Topic: things not to say at a sobriety checkpoint!! | |
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I swear to drink I never had a god....
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Am i going to be on cops
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(hic) TAKE ME DRUNK OCCIFER, I THINK IM HOME
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When they ask for your DL, insurance and such... dont ask them to hold your beer for you....hurry and drink it before they get to the car!!!
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sir I need you to blow in this as hard as you can, til I say stop!
"thats what I was tellin' her when you pulled us over" |
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I was swerving to miss the elephant
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sir I need you to blow in this as hard as you can, til I say stop! "thats what I was tellin' her when you pulled us over" 
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"How many fingers am i holding up?" Sounds like your the one that's drunk...
----put that finger where--on my nose?? What the ***** do you think this is, anyway.???
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I can see why you went in to law enforcement.....damn your ugly
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Nice stop officer! Want a beer?
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**Burp** offiswer ummmm dids vooo swee vat sdeer?? I most hist it, it most cam....**Burp** **Barf**...
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