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i just got outa the joint on parole 
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 ARE THOSE REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"I strip on the side, but it isn't like you're thinking."
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  Nope
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A freind of mines girlfreind looked at me and said "I have irritable bowel syndrome." Then he looked at me and said "I have irritable girlfreind syndrome."
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Since my last girlfriends judjed me as iritable I'll just step down now and say"Thank ya mam"
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him: "Do you like to play games?"
me: "Sure I play poker, and I like board games." him: "Wanna play stroke the hair?" |
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Another datekiller? Had a woman say "I'm never again getting involved in a relationship unless I can take the poor bastard for half of everything he has." ok, uh, um, bye?
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i thought you were making these up....then i looked....and.....well
i've been to Akron..  him: "Do you like to play games?" me: "Sure I play poker, and I like board games." him: "Wanna play stroke the hair?" |
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Edited by
Lily0923
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Thu 04/24/08 08:12 PM
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i thought you were making these up....then i looked....and.....well i've been to Akron.. him: "Do you like to play games?" me: "Sure I play poker, and I like board games." him: "Wanna play stroke the hair?" I know right.....
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Another datekiller? "Soooooo, you must have some incredible stories to tell about that sperm you keep burping up!"
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