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"I hear voices in my head" is usually a date killer for me.
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i'm between jobs living with my mom.......
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Burp her name and say "How romantic is that"
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I've got other ppl to see. I'll take a raincheck. Used em both, same day, same guy. Had to get away!
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"OMG that woman in front of us is wearing a thong! and her ass is like falling out!"
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"My job is really demanding"
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My other girlfriend is really demanding
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I'm a lesbian with herpes is a datekiller also.
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Sweetheart I swear, I've never seen her before!
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I'm a lesbian with herpes is a datekiller also. Just pick at the herpes and it's smooth sailing...... 
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we need to talk...
communication is good, but never start a conversation with that phrase. |
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Well im really having a good time and-WHAT'S that?! DO U HEAR POLICE SIRENS???
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Edited by
sethwyo
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Thu 04/24/08 07:57 PM
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I liked your pic when you were on the bench but now I don't know.
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i just got outa the joint on parole
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I dated a chronic. She said "I like marijuana, and it likes me." I replied "That's good, I hope you and marijuana will be very happy together. Bye!"
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Your sweet but I like a little bit sour
 
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me: "So you said you went to school, where did you go?"
him: " Well I tried out a few colleges and none of them worked out for me." True story..... |
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Do you know my husband??
that was a tough one for me.. 
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You can't force things
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