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Topic: advice fer first time flyer
longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Wed 04/23/08 12:10 AM
Ah yes stewardess, I'd like to request the in flight movie 'conair' for my freind thumper here.

thumper95 Joined Tue 08/07/07 Posts: 33316	Wed 04/23/08 12:11 AM
umm fer sh1ts and giggles?

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Wed 04/23/08 12:15 AM
Stewardess? Can you turn on the air recirculators please? I gotta fart. Don't want to overpressurize the cabin.

thumper95 Joined Tue 08/07/07 Posts: 33316	Wed 04/23/08 12:15 AM
that would kill the cabin kyle,, dont do that

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Wed 04/23/08 12:19 AM
Should see the looks I get when I say that. Passengers peek over the seats. Children giggle. Old women say "oh my god".

thumper95 Joined Tue 08/07/07 Posts: 33316	Wed 04/23/08 12:20 AM
i could see you saying that kyle

MiSSLiNDS Joined Sun 08/05/07 Posts: 4117	Wed 04/23/08 12:29 AM
Should see the looks I get when I say that. Passengers peek over the seats. Children giggle. Old women say "oh my god". OMG KYLE!

thumper95 Joined Tue 08/07/07 Posts: 33316	Wed 04/23/08 12:36 AM
he aint quite right

MiSSLiNDS Joined Sun 08/05/07 Posts: 4117	Wed 04/23/08 12:37 AM
he aint quite right BUT YOU KNOW THAT'S WHAT WE LOVE ABOUT KYLE..

thumper95 Joined Tue 08/07/07 Posts: 33316	Wed 04/23/08 12:38 AM
yep,, thats it,, riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

allinoell Joined Thu 11/08/07 Posts: 5878	Wed 04/23/08 12:40 AM
make sure your on the aisle and youre close to the bathroom. that's my advice

allinoell Joined Thu 11/08/07 Posts: 5878	Wed 04/23/08 12:44 AM
seriously though, thousands upon thousands of planes take off, fly , and land every day. you feel the going up.... then nothing.... just sitting there like you're waiting for something, could be a few bumps but they're JUST AIR..... then you go down, you hit the runway with a bounce and its over. TRULY nothing to worry about

thumper95 Joined Tue 08/07/07 Posts: 33316	Wed 04/23/08 12:47 AM
yeah sure,, just that 42000 foot drop

allinoell Joined Thu 11/08/07 Posts: 5878	Wed 04/23/08 12:54 AM
yeah sure,, just that 42000 foot drop that never happens. when they crash its usually on take off or landing. if you're in the air.... you can breathe easy. and take off and landing are ..... mere position differences

thumper95 Joined Tue 08/07/07 Posts: 33316	Wed 04/23/08 12:58 AM
yeah that falling part must really suck,, the ground coming at you at about 600 miles an hour,, that might twinge a bit

allinoell Joined Thu 11/08/07 Posts: 5878	Wed 04/23/08 01:02 AM
yeah that falling part must really suck,, the ground coming at you at about 600 miles an hour,, that might twinge a bit take a damn Benadryl and RELAX..... you've been watching too many LOST previews. planes do not fall out of the sky. if you'd like, I can explain the scientific explanation of how planes stay in the air, but you'd just be as bored as my students were....... YOU WILL BE SAFE... I mean,,, whoever is flying ( ) will be safe. Perhaps not used to the physics of flying upwards, and then downwards, but safe. I assure you. I've been flying since i was born.

Cambolaya65 Joined Mon 09/03/07 Posts: 5587	Wed 04/23/08 01:03 AM
just ignore the screaming

thumper95 Joined Tue 08/07/07 Posts: 33316	Wed 04/23/08 01:03 AM
you cant change someones fears

allinoell Joined Thu 11/08/07 Posts: 5878	Wed 04/23/08 01:04 AM
oh cambo you just HAD to undermine my reassuring comments...... you bad bad dog...... you need some discipline.....

thumper95 Joined Tue 08/07/07 Posts: 33316	Wed 04/23/08 01:07 AM
see,,, no one wants me to fly,, they keep telling me this stuff,,,