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Topic: advice fer first time flyer
longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 04/22/08 11:43 PM
what would you tell someone whos terrified to fly? hey did you see that piece fall off the plane? I wonder if we need that piece? I only have so much duct tape with me y know. Buuurrrpp!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 04/22/08 11:44 PM
Thumper.......are you sure you want biker flying with you?

thumper95 Joined Tue 08/07/07 Posts: 33316	Tue 04/22/08 11:44 PM
umm,, thinking umm,, f*ck no?

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 04/22/08 11:47 PM
Here!!! Have some peanuts!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 04/22/08 11:48 PM
Wind shear is not your freind? But it sure makes you feel like an astronaut with the weightlessness until you get slammed to the floor. Ouch- that hurt.

DebbieJT Joined Mon 11/26/07 Posts: 10329	Tue 04/22/08 11:49 PM
oh take something to suck on..helps with the ear poppin

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 04/22/08 11:50 PM
Land in a hurricane once. You will learn new made up swear words you never thought possible. Like frickingrommettschnott!

thumper95 Joined Tue 08/07/07 Posts: 33316	Tue 04/22/08 11:50 PM
i was told about gum,, so that should work if i decide to fly

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 04/22/08 11:52 PM
Where's BrianK when we need him? He's got a thousand stories!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 04/22/08 11:54 PM
Hey thumper, those people do not look like ants. Those are ants. We haven't taken off yet.

thumper95 Joined Tue 08/07/07 Posts: 33316	Tue 04/22/08 11:56 PM
you would say something like that wouldnt you

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 04/22/08 11:57 PM
Where we flying to? Whoo whoo! I can drink a lot of 7 and 7s in 5 hours.

thumper95 Joined Tue 08/07/07 Posts: 33316	Tue 04/22/08 11:58 PM
you would have to come to me to find out,, i aint getting one the plane but once,, maybe twice

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Wed 04/23/08 12:00 AM
How old do you think my stewardess is? 60? 65? She's hot!

Ghostrider2u Joined Thu 05/17/07 Posts: 6953	Wed 04/23/08 12:02 AM
turbulance my azz......we're droppin ..... like a rock....... dont worry...it'll be alright.... just put your head between your legs..... and kiss it ... Goodbye.....

thumper95 Joined Tue 08/07/07 Posts: 33316	Wed 04/23/08 12:05 AM
whats up ghost,, been a while,, and yeah,, thats my sentiments

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Wed 04/23/08 12:06 AM
what would you tell someone whos terrified to fly? thank god for my military training and my skydiving training.(unzips jacket) check out my slimlight parachute. I debated wearing it but when I was in the airport lounge there was this pilot crying in there about his wife leaving him, and he was really depressed and worried about job cutbacks and his dog died and he really loved that dog and he really didn't want to live anymore. Uh why are you looking at me like that?

thumper95 Joined Tue 08/07/07 Posts: 33316	Wed 04/23/08 12:07 AM
kyle,, umm yeah,, thats so not right

Ghostrider2u Joined Thu 05/17/07 Posts: 6953	Wed 04/23/08 12:09 AM
hello thumper.... did ya know that there are always only 3 parachutes on a jumbp jet...... they are locked behin that cabin door...... consdering that they are completely usless in a commercial airliner..... why do you suppose they carry them??

DebbieJT Joined Mon 11/26/07 Posts: 10329	Wed 04/23/08 12:09 AM
you wil be fine..as long as they dont ask you to push the thing to start it..dont be worrying