Topic: advice fer first time flyer
longhairbiker's photo
Tue 04/22/08 11:17 PM


what would you tell someone whos terrified to fly?
this should be a fun flight! The pilot and I drank 17 bombay blue martinis in the lounge before we boarded. Buuuurrrrppp!!!
and I bet the pilot 500 bucks he couldn't get a 707 to do a loop dee loop. Buuurrpp!! If it wasn't for those olives in my martinis I'd starve to death.

auburngirl's photo
Tue 04/22/08 11:18 PM

hey leave my 6 foot c0ck alone,, i never travel without him


ohhh I'm not touchin that one! (so to speak) laugh laugh laugh

jenleah32's photo
Tue 04/22/08 11:18 PM

im just asking,, thinking about going somewhere,,,,,
((((((Thumper)))))) you will be fine hun it really is not that bad and if you need drugs then so be it...Just make sure you have a prescript for them and they do have alcohol and it's free and yes peanuts the honey roasted kind...MY FAVEbigsmile

thumper95's photo
Tue 04/22/08 11:19 PM
hey,, seems like everyone likes to comment on him,,, hes all soft and stuff,,lol

auburngirl's photo
Tue 04/22/08 11:19 PM



what would you tell someone whos terrified to fly?
this should be a fun flight! The pilot and I drank 17 bombay blue martinis in the lounge before we boarded. Buuuurrrrppp!!!
and I bet the pilot 500 bucks he couldn't get a 707 to do a loop dee loop. Buuurrpp!! If it wasn't for those olives in my martinis I'd starve to death.



Loop-de-loop???????? noway noway noway noooo that's just wrong! embarassed (where's the puke emoticon?)

thumper95's photo
Tue 04/22/08 11:20 PM
im just saying,, drugs will be my friends,,,will be kinda intresting playing carbon doped up though

auburngirl's photo
Tue 04/22/08 11:20 PM

hey,, seems like everyone likes to comment on him,,, hes all soft and stuff,,lol
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sounds like a personal problem to melaugh

thumper95's photo
Tue 04/22/08 11:21 PM
ay ay ay,,, dont make him get riled,,, then he might reach 6 and a half feet,,,lol

longhairbiker's photo
Tue 04/22/08 11:24 PM
Crazy brian won't fly with me anymore. Not since that day I took him up and we did dip wings and buzzed a few skyscrapers. He got all scared. Told me I was crazy, wreckless, and dangerous. I told him that's the pot calling the kettle black. He kissed the ground when I landed. I got great pictures. Going up again to play may 3rd.

thumper95's photo
Tue 04/22/08 11:26 PM
you aint right man,,,,noway

longhairbiker's photo
Tue 04/22/08 11:31 PM
Recertification- 35 bucks. FAA license- 348 bucks. Federal check- 90 bucks. Watching crazy brian puke in a bucket- priceless! Avgas- 1000 bucks- ouch!

auburngirl's photo
Tue 04/22/08 11:31 PM
laugh laugh laugh laugh

jenleah32's photo
Tue 04/22/08 11:32 PM

hey,, seems like everyone likes to comment on him,,, hes all soft and stuff,,lol
I would have to see for myself if this is true...:tongue: :wink:

thumper95's photo
Tue 04/22/08 11:32 PM
noway glasses smokin the flight for where i might be going is supposed to last like 4 or 5 hours,, and i cant smoke,, ima be a fruitloop by the time i hit the dirt

longhairbiker's photo
Tue 04/22/08 11:37 PM
Gotta practice my touch n gos on water with the dehavilland turbo prop on whipaire floats. Its like going surfing with an airplane. The plane even has a name like a boat.

thumper95's photo
Tue 04/22/08 11:39 PM
ummm,, if ya say so kyle

longhairbiker's photo
Tue 04/22/08 11:39 PM
Donner&blitzen. Might land and go fishin.

PacificStar48's photo
Tue 04/22/08 11:39 PM
You have nothing to worry about until you see the stewardesses crying then that means they have jetsoned all the fuel and they can't get clearance to land anywhere. That actually happened to me coming back from Canada. Airline landed us in some hick airport gave us calling cards to tell our families we would be shuttled on a variety of commuter planes and not even a "Oops we are sorry for screing ten years off of you." Course I am stilly flying. lol

DebbieJT's photo
Tue 04/22/08 11:40 PM
my friend is scared of flying..takes valium an hour before she goes on ..helps her

thumper95's photo
Tue 04/22/08 11:41 PM
thanks star,, thats really something to tell someone whos scared of leaving the ground behind