at least the dyslexic cows aint after you,,,,,,,,,,oooooooooooooooommmmmmmmm

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what did jeffrey dahmer say to loranna bobbit................you gonna eat that

remember when you are feeling sad and like crying that God will always be there to comfort you. keep your chin up.

For some reason tonite I just feel like crying uncontrollably! can someone try and pull me out of this "funk", make me laugh, or give me an uplifting word, or words? I would really appreciate anything of the sort, thanx a bunch!

For some reason tonite I just feel like crying uncontrollably! can someone try and pull me out of this "funk", make me laugh, or give me an uplifting word, or words? I would really appreciate anything of the sort, thanx a bunch!

crying cleans the heart and the soul.
i'm with u. it's ok feeling sad from time to time.

For some reason tonite I just feel like crying uncontrollably! can someone try and pull me out of this "funk", make me laugh, or give me an uplifting word, or words? I would really appreciate anything of the sort, thanx a bunch!

A factory in America makes Tickle Me Elmo toys and the toy laughs when
you tickle it under the arm A new employee is hired and she reports for
her first day promptly at 08:00.
The next day at 08:45 there is a knock at the Personnel manager's
door and the foreman from the assembly line throws open the door and
begins
to rant about the new employee.
He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole assembly line
is backing up fast.
The Personnel manager decides to see this for himself, so the two men
march down to the factory floor. When they get there the assembly
line is so backed up, that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the
factory floor.

At the end of the line is the new employee surrounded by mountains of
Tickle Me Elmo's.

She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The
two men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps
it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package
between Elmo's legs.
The Personnel manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of
hysterics, he pulls himself together and approaches the woman.

'I'm sorry,' He says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, 'but
I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday.'


'Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.'

Tell you what, I feel the same way as I have had some depressing news,,,so
How about WE cry together for a bit, and ask GOD to help us feel better..DEAL??

I dont know if this will help. Today i did my laundry. when i took my clothes out of the dryer,their were womans clothes mixed in. Of course i checked them out first Then i got scared. I made sure that the other clothes were mine, then i told the attendent about the womans clothes. Well it turns out the woman that put her clothes with mine was doing laundry with her boyfriend. She thought that was the dryer he was using. We just laughed about it.