HA HA HA!! When its quiet- I wonder what the hell they are doing wrong!
Last time it was toilet paper being unrolled all over the bathroom.

lmao wait till they fluch 2 or 3!!!!!! rolls!!!!!! down the toilet..lmao

hey sherr... just wondered if you had managed to sell that babe yet...
hehe.

lmao...well i got screwed in that department..lmao not
really..lmao...lmao i have 2 more kiddos nows..lmao i have 2 step kids.
a daughter 6 yrs old and she is all tom boy..lmao and 2 yr old boy and
he is just as bad...lmao and we are moving into a house me and my BF are
buying and it will be finished in may...lol i just hope the house last
long enough to send them all to college..lmao and it dont get burned
down..LMAO

lmao...well i got screwed in that department..lmao not
really..lmao...lmao i have 2 more kiddos nows..lmao i have 2 step kids.
a daughter 6 yrs old and she is all tom boy..lmao and 2 yr old boy and
he is just as bad...lmao and we are moving into a house me and my BF are
buying and it will be finished in may...lol i just hope the house last
long enough to send them all to college..lmao and it dont get burned
down..LMAO

Don't let Sherrie foolyou, I can tell you stories on her too, Like when
her mother thought she blew up.. LOL Ask her about that one.
My grandson is a good kid crazy like his momma, but still a good kid.
Sherrie and him live with me so I get the brunt of them both LOL. any
one want girl and kid? for sale cheap...
No really I wouldn't have it any other way, I get to spend all this time
with my grandson, most grandpa's don't getthisopportunity. I am very
blessed

I'll trade you my 16 year old. Can't remember who said it, but
yep it does get worse. Just remember, love him, love him, love him, 18
years is really a short time if you think about it. It seems like an
eternity while your living it but it goes by really fast.

I thought my problems were bad. My son is 8 and always has been an angel
(hope that is not a sign of things to come). My daughter 5yrs old and as
HIGH Maintenance as they come. Neither of the kids ever destroys
anything but she is horrible. Example she has about 20 porcelain dolls
that her aunt gave to her (all very expensive), I dare anyone to breathe
on these things. They are all in her room and have never been moved
unless she is present to watch me dust the shelves or she will hurt me
(I fear this girl). She thinks that she deserves the same treatment. Not
all-bad kid she is very sweet (sometimes), she is just too much for a
dad to handle on his own and I am the one that wanted her to be a
princess and not a TOM BOY (what the hell was I thinking). If anyone has
any advice please help me learn to control my little HM. Did I mention
that she makes sure to tell me if one of those damn dolls is out of
place.

But this is all nothing compared to what I have read in this post. I
hope mine stay the way they are.

Oh my! Umm...well, I can't say I didn't light the bathroom trash can on
fire when I was his age LMAO. Sad to say it was a wicker one.

oh when I was under ten years of age, I set the bedroom closet on fire,
tried to get my baby borther to drink gasonline(never have figured out
why mom tanned my arse so well for that one. He was thirsty and I
offered him a drink )
Lit a model rocket in the house; Bouncing a wooden baseball bat off hte
tractor tire sandbox, hit my baby brother in the head (he was like 6 or
7 at the itme, not really a baby);
forged my mothers name when I was 12;
lol, I better stop now, or Sherrie is going to runscremaing and I will
NEVER get a date here, lol.....

But now my youngest son, he is just as much a terror, lol. Cant keep a
trash can in the house cause he will eat out of it. Have to lock the
fridge because he will take food out of it and hide it in his room for
later (have to replace his carpet this spring),
bully his big brother cause big brother wont fight back against him.
Kicked the cat in the head (intentionally) whne the cat stole his hotdog
off his plate (I had allowed tem to have a "picninc" in the living
rrom).....

So, yeah no worries, the fun is just starting

When my brother was 10 he played Houdini, chained his legs and arms up
with all our bike chains and started hopping around the kitchen when we
couldn't find all the keys to unlock him. He was getting so upset,
hopping all over the kitchen, right by the open door to the
basement......tripped and fell down the stairs. Broke his collar bone
and never played Houdini again.

I had twin sisters that were 2yrs younger than me. It was hell, how
could I be the mean older brother when there were 2. I found my moments
and played a lot of typewriter on their backs and heads. It is amazing
how after all that abuse you give to your siblings, they usually, not
always grow closer as they grow up.

OH! THE TODZILLA YEARS!!! i sure miss em!!!!

Just so you know mine loooooves peeing off the front porch!

Hehehe, bumped a vintage Izzie post!

I liked when my 3 year old drained the fish tank and emptied all the fish food inside.

I have a 7yr old who decided to blow up the back yard with some M80's, while I was on the phone with my SGT..I left him alone with his sister who is 11 for 2 minutes and they decided to landscape the backyard..All I can say is fire in the hole, incoming..I guess that mole problem is blown away for good...

I had 5 children in 6 years and let me tell you, many a day you would find me on the living room floor bawling and my kids just running around like lil monsters. I look back now and wonder how I stayed sane.

my story i'll share? My youngest two are 15 months apart. When I brought my youngest son home my then 15 month old decided to try and jump from the back of the couch onto my newborn who was lying on the floor. I grabbed the youngest off the floor and when she landed she fractured her knee So there she was walking around in a cast for a month or so this lil tiny girl. lol. When they cut they cast off I saved it. Everytime I see it now I laugh but at the time I was horrified. AND!!! The hospital following protocol turned me into CPS so I had to explain everything. Thank god they do realize accidents do happen.

ROFLMAO

I did it from the top of the trailer

I agree it only gets worse!!!
I have 14yo son who I have to drive 60 miles each way twice a week for 8 weeks right now because he managed to sprain BOTH ankles. Neither of my boys have set anything on fire (YET) but there isn't a day that goes by that I wouldn't be willing to sell them to the highest bidder.......

When my little angel was about 4, she used to stand at the window and scream, "Mommy stop hitting me. You're hurting me!" at the top of her lungs. Well, the neighbors caled the police and DHS. When the police got there, I was out hanging laundry on the line and she was in the house screaming at the window. The female officer went in and strip searched her for marks and stuff and asked her why she was screaming. She told the officer I wouldn't let her have candy and she was having a hissy fit. From that day on, she pulled the screaming stunt everytime she didn't get her way thinking I was going to give in becasue I didn't want the police to come out. fat chance. well, now she is 17 and the other day the police were in the neighborhood for something and the one saw her and asked if she was the little brat that used to scream at the window. It was so funny seeing her grown up and embarassed!