1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahhhh, it's cute.
3. Why don't we just cuddle?
4. You know they have surgery to fix that.
5. Make it dance.
6. Can I paint a smiley face on it?
7. Wow, and your feet are so big.
8. It's OK, we'll work around it.
9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
10. Oh no... a flash headache.
11. (giggle and point)
12. Can I be honest with you?
13. How sweet, you brought incense.
14. This explains your car.
15. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
16. Why is God punishing me?
17. At least this won't take long.
18. I never saw one like that before.
19. But it still works, right?
20. It looks so unused.
21. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
22. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
23. Are you cold?
24. If you get me real drunk first.
25. Is that an optical illusion?
26. What is that?
27. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
28. Does it come with an air pump?
29. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on
personality.
30. I guess this makes me the early bird.

where did it go?

Where IS it?

Let me get out my glasses, (or magnifying glass).....

is THAT IT ???

what do you think you can do with that? ( had the unfortunate encounter for which i used that line)

Is it in there yet????

blue... yes blue would be a good color for these walls

got issues?

Perhaps statues w/larger penis's around the pool 2 compensate 4 shortcomings.

Did you leave part of it at home?

Is this like one of those retractable pens??????????

damn.... i was really looking foreward to tonight....

Why didn't you shave that last hair?

To kick a man when he's down is one thing. To keep kicking is brutality.

you should really see a doctor bout that. I hear they have growth hormones these days...