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Topic: 6 million ways to die. Choose one.
thatdamndrummer Joined Wed 10/03/07 Posts: 2	Thu 04/17/08 04:33 AM
Lets say the angel of death comes to you and tells you that it's your time to go. You have to die right now, but you get to choose how but you only have 5 minutes to decide. What do you think you'd tell him? "Surprise me."

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24680	Thu 04/17/08 04:33 AM
Freak Naked Wesson Oil Twister Accident Would there be a cow involved? Kinkaaaaay! (I hope you know how hard it was not to go for the "Yo Momma" joke)

tim20721 Joined Fri 10/13/06 Posts: 740	Thu 04/17/08 04:34 AM
Having sex. nothing better then cumming and going at the same time But i want enough people there to drive the investigators crazy Just think of the poor people that would have to clean that mess up. Just trying to bag all the liquor bottles would need a shift, then there's the plastic sheets, the oil bottles, the battery packages.... Think we went into TMI

hellkitten54 Joined Sun 01/06/08 Posts: 11707	Thu 04/17/08 04:40 AM
Being choked out having sex like that singer did. I hear that it's totally euphoric! Sounds fun!

soundedmind Joined Tue 07/10/07 Posts: 2199	Thu 04/17/08 04:40 AM
Having sex. nothing better then cumming and going at the same time But i want enough people there to drive the investigators crazy Just think of the poor people that would have to clean that mess up. Just trying to bag all the liquor bottles would need a shift, then there's the plastic sheets, the oil bottles, the battery packages.... Think we went into TMI Well what about the used bandades and ketchup packets?

soundedmind Joined Tue 07/10/07 Posts: 2199	Thu 04/17/08 04:41 AM
Freak Naked Wesson Oil Twister Accident Would there be a cow involved? Kinkaaaaay! (I hope you know how hard it was not to go for the "Yo Momma" joke) LOL. I love yo mama jokes. But I mean if you're SCARED then say ya scared... It's OK to be scared. challenges your manhood

tim20721 Joined Fri 10/13/06 Posts: 740	Thu 04/17/08 04:42 AM
Having sex. nothing better then cumming and going at the same time But i want enough people there to drive the investigators crazy Just think of the poor people that would have to clean that mess up. Just trying to bag all the liquor bottles would need a shift, then there's the plastic sheets, the oil bottles, the battery packages.... Think we went into TMI Well what about the used bandades and ketchup packets? those would be washed away by the melted ice

soundedmind Joined Tue 07/10/07 Posts: 2199	Thu 04/17/08 04:42 AM
Being choked out having sex like that singer did. I hear that it's totally euphoric! Sounds fun! I'd have tos ay that it's my fav choice so far.

Peccy Joined Thu 06/28/07 Posts: 17181	Thu 04/17/08 04:42 AM
I want to go in style, doing a half twist off of Trump Tower after having sex with seven girls should do it!

soundedmind Joined Tue 07/10/07 Posts: 2199	Thu 04/17/08 04:43 AM
Having sex. nothing better then cumming and going at the same time But i want enough people there to drive the investigators crazy Just think of the poor people that would have to clean that mess up. Just trying to bag all the liquor bottles would need a shift, then there's the plastic sheets, the oil bottles, the battery packages.... Think we went into TMI Well what about the used bandades and ketchup packets? those would be washed away by the melted ice Oh OK. Well when you put it like that...

soundedmind Joined Tue 07/10/07 Posts: 2199	Thu 04/17/08 04:44 AM
I want to go in style, doing a half twist off of Trump Tower after having sex with seven girls should do it! LOL... nah.... you'd die from the sex.

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24680	Thu 04/17/08 04:44 AM
Freak Naked Wesson Oil Twister Accident Would there be a cow involved? Kinkaaaaay! (I hope you know how hard it was not to go for the "Yo Momma" joke) LOL. I love yo mama jokes. But I mean if you're SCARED then say ya scared... It's OK to be scared. challenges your manhood No....I'm perfectly OK with your d!ck being bigger.

soundedmind Joined Tue 07/10/07 Posts: 2199	Thu 04/17/08 04:47 AM
Freak Naked Wesson Oil Twister Accident Would there be a cow involved? Kinkaaaaay! (I hope you know how hard it was not to go for the "Yo Momma" joke) LOL. I love yo mama jokes. But I mean if you're SCARED then say ya scared... It's OK to be scared. challenges your manhood No....I'm perfectly OK with your d!ck being bigger. Yeah... that's just what I thought you'd say. No point in trying when you know you can't win, huh.

CyPoet Joined Fri 01/11/08 Posts: 12494	Thu 04/17/08 04:50 AM
LMAO

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24680	Thu 04/17/08 04:51 AM
Freak Naked Wesson Oil Twister Accident Would there be a cow involved? Kinkaaaaay! (I hope you know how hard it was not to go for the "Yo Momma" joke) LOL. I love yo mama jokes. But I mean if you're SCARED then say ya scared... It's OK to be scared. challenges your manhood No....I'm perfectly OK with your d!ck being bigger. Yeah... that's just what I thought you'd say. No point in trying when you know you can't win, huh. Words Yo Momma should have heard.

kirk443 Joined Sat 12/22/07 Posts: 5723	Thu 04/17/08 04:57 AM
Being choked out having sex like that singer did. i 2 got an asphyxia fetish

soundedmind Joined Tue 07/10/07 Posts: 2199	Thu 04/17/08 04:57 AM
Beach, you're too cute!

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24680	Thu 04/17/08 05:00 AM
Beach, you're too cute! Aaaaaaaw TY. That's so nice! I'm incredibly disappointed.

soundedmind Joined Tue 07/10/07 Posts: 2199	Thu 04/17/08 05:15 AM
Beach, you're too cute! Aaaaaaaw TY. That's so nice! I'm incredibly disappointed. I have a feeling that you will get over it.

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24680	Thu 04/17/08 05:21 AM Edited by Beachfarmer on Thu 04/17/08 05:22 AM
Beach, you're too cute! Aaaaaaaw TY. That's so nice! I'm incredibly disappointed. I have a feeling that you will get over it. If I can get under it, that'd work too. I'm not so particular about positions.