i felt like a complete jackass....i went to the store this afternoon to get me a coffee and when i went to put the lid on it it squirted up like a water fountain and hit me in the eye and went everywhere i paid for my coffee looking like a drowned rat with its tail tucked between its legs...i feel stupid...ever had anything like this happen to you

I was always doing stuff like that when I was pregnant. Locked my keys in my car four different times in a months time.

Filled it up a bit much, eh?

I have my moments when I walk into the doorframe or trip over the floor lol

You got the coffee all hot & excited & then it squirts on you

Nothing like an Angry Pirate from your coffee

Ran into the wall at work..completely missed the door...!

I went to a 7-11 to get a Slurpee and when I put the lid on it tipped over, all down the front of me.........white t-shirt with cherry Slurpee. Yes I looked like the victim of a stabbing and had to pay for the stupid thing.

it must of been hella excited cause it almost put my eye out and of course there was a group of men outside watching me the whole time and they were laughing like hyenas

GOOD ONE Spaceman I trip over my own feet lol

I would be glad if it were just a moment. Seems like a whole string of them.

Yeah, I did today as a matter of fact! I was eye-flirting with a guy @ the deli downstairs for minutes. While we were eye-to-eye, I went to sip my soda and missed my entire frigging mouth and spilled and entire beverage down my cleavage, on my shirt, everywhere. --- He helped me clean it up. ---- We are having dinner @ 9 :)

Yeah, I did today as a matter of fact! I was eye-flirting with a guy @ the deli downstairs for minutes. While we were eye-to-eye, I went to sip my soda and missed my entire frigging mouth and spilled and entire beverage down my cleavage, on my shirt, everywhere. --- He helped me clean it up. ---- We are having dinner @ 9 :)

I went to a Scientology Center and they hooked me up to a machine to see if I was an alien or not

good job on going too dinner with him

In a fit of rage I threw my phone once which left me off balance and I fell from a ladder in a retail store with about 10 of my guys watching. I could only laugh and lick my wounds....literely

I am clumbsy, and messy, and did i mention clumbsy?

I used to walk home from one of my classes threw an alley and the same guy would walk the other way at the same time, one day it was really icy, I looked up to say hello (the only words we ever exchanged) and I fell like a cartoon character on my back, he stopped to help me up, and I told him to just go, I was so embarrassed...I never walked that way home from class again..

So yes I am the queen of doing stupid things that everyone sees...

did you see tom there