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well this one time a band camp..........lol joke no realy i was alot younger and had met some very pretty girls we all hung around together and we would go to clubs together and we had a realy good time dancing . well it got to the point that we were realy good and when i got a wedding invite i took my friends to the wedding thinking that i was going to blow away some old friends with the hot girls and the good dancing well they were like wow they r hot and i was like yes then we started dancing and i was doing ok till i did a move wrong and one of the girls sat on the back of my head and we fell to the floor while still on my head needless to say we left after that and never went back to my old town  
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I took down a completely full coat rack @ Pizza Hut.The place was packed during lunch time.All eyes are on me & my daughters.Then this guys hat is rolling to wards the counter where the cash register is.I completely lost it & I could not stop laughing.That was probably 1 of my most embarrassing moments.Until today my daughters tell me i have no shame.Geez!I wonder why.
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I WAS UNLOADING A FLATBED SEMI TRUCK WITH AN OVERHEAD CRANE,WHEN I BUMPED THE BOARDS WITH A LOAD OF STEEL AND THERE ARE THESE STRUTS THAT GO BETWEEN THE BOARDS. ONE OF THESE STRUTS HIT ME SQUARE ON TOP OF MY HEAD,BUCKLED MY KNEES. I WAS SEEING STARS FOR ABOUT 5 MINS
HAD A LUMP ON MY HEAD LIKE A BASEBALL
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I WAS UNLOADING A FLATBED SEMI TRUCK WITH AN OVERHEAD CRANE,WHEN I BUMPED THE BOARDS WITH A LOAD OF STEEL AND THERE ARE THESE STRUTS THAT GO BETWEEN THE BOARDS. ONE OF THESE STRUTS HIT ME SQUARE ON TOP OF MY HEAD,BUCKLED MY KNEES. I WAS SEEING STARS FOR ABOUT 5 MINS HAD A LUMP ON MY HEAD LIKE A BASEBALL awwwwwwwwwww fetts 
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i felt like a complete jackass....i went to the store this afternoon to get me a coffee and when i went to put the lid on it it squirted up like a water fountain and hit me in the eye and went everywhere i paid for my coffee looking like a drowned rat with its tail tucked between its legs...i feel stupid...ever had anything like this happen to you Oh damn ... that sucked
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well i have one but its not about me its about some one who i liked but she didnt like me and was kinda mean about it. well my older brother had a girl friend and none the less she had a little sister my age well my brother and his girl want to hook us up well she was the real pretty type and i was still tryin to loose the baby fat well we went to the movies a couple of time and it was great but the one time that we met some of her friends well then it happened she acted like she wasnt their with me and went off with her friends i was crushed so after a couple years had gone by my brother and his girlfriend were not together anymore and well i had turned into my own butterfly and my brother had come back from boot camp and called his old girlfriend up cuz they stayed friends and they were going to hook up well i wanted to go along just to show here what she missed out on so we went and well the older sis did the stay here and i will tell u what he looks like bit but i told my brother that i was going to stay in the car and then make a late entrance but the older sis didnt see me come so she thought that i didnt come and my brother didnt tell her so i wait and then i knock on the door and they let me in and the older sis was cought up with all the talk and she never told her sis that i did show up and as we r chating along the younger sis walks in to one room from the other and pauses and looks at me and looks at her sis and started yelling cuz she just realized that she had not taken off her facle hair cream off i laughed so hard it was her just dessurts
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Edited by
jenleah32
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Tue 04/15/08 06:08 PM
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I am always tripping over things that are not there...I run into walls, doors and I even slip and fall down stairs...One time last summer I was walking around the pool at our old appartment with my cute new sandals "and yes they had a heel on em" I had a bag with all my son's stuff and my stuff including the faceplate to my car stereo when all of a sudden I walked to close to the edge lost my balance and fell straight into the pool bag and all...Did I meantion I was fully clothed?? The pool was packed that day too...The funniest part of it all was I kept screaming "the face to my stereo" "save it"...
 It worked after about 12hrs of fully drying out!!!  
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I am always tripping over things that are not there...I run into walls, doors and I even slip and fall down stairs...One time last summer I was walking around the pool at our old appartment with my cute new sandals "and yes they had a heel on em" I had a bag with all my son's stuff and my stuff including the faceplate to my car stereo when all of a sudden I wanlked to close to the edge lost my balance and fell straight into the pool bag and all...Did I meantion I was fully clothed?? The pool was packed that day too...The funniest part of it all was I kept screaming "the face to my stereo" "save it"... It worked after about 12hrs of fully drying out!!!
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