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brat88 Joined Tue 02/12/08 Posts: 335	Tue 04/15/08 01:08 AM
I want you more the a popsicle on a hot summers day

FaithfulOne78 Joined Mon 11/19/07 Posts: 15313	Tue 04/15/08 01:09 AM
I lost my phone number can I have yours!

sleepin_time Joined Thu 11/01/07 Posts: 354	Tue 04/15/08 01:13 AM
DO YOU LIKE HONEST MEN???? NO. YOU WANNA GO SEE A MOVIE YES. WANNA FUC!<

darkowl1 Joined Sat 01/12/08 Posts: 13060	Tue 04/15/08 01:15 AM
oh no!!i just sh\|t my pants.....um...by the way,...like ..umm....can we go out, and likee..uumm.....gee uumm........go out back-i mean go to the Out Back...UUMM steaak house....and uumm phuck later...uumm... please???????...uumm.. i promise that...aaaauuu...i'll bee a good ddatte?????........please????

FaithfulOne78 Joined Mon 11/19/07 Posts: 15313	Tue 04/15/08 01:16 AM
oh no!!i just sh\|t my pants.....um...by the way,...like ..umm....can we go out, and likee..uumm.....gee uumm........go out back-i mean go to the Out Back...UUMM steaak house....and uumm phuck later...uumm... please???????...uumm.. i promise that...aaaauuu...i'll bee a good ddatte?????........please???? Oh that one works for me...lol..what time ya gonna be here!

Ray_nw Joined Wed 12/26/07 Posts: 235	Tue 04/15/08 01:17 AM Edited by Ray_nw on Tue 04/15/08 01:18 AM
Can she have your phone number? She needs to know where to find me in the morning.

marky84 Joined Mon 07/23/07 Posts: 1057	Tue 04/15/08 01:18 AM
this 1 i came up with= i still have my virginity, can i have urs too

darkowl1 Joined Sat 01/12/08 Posts: 13060	Tue 04/15/08 01:19 AM
oh no!!i just sh\|t my pants.....um...by the way,...like ..umm....can we go out, and likee..uumm.....gee uumm........go out back-i mean go to the Out Back...UUMM steaak house....and uumm phuck later...uumm... please???????...uumm.. i promise that...aaaauuu...i'll bee a good ddatte?????........please???? Oh that one works for me...lol..what time ya gonna be here! uummm.....can i lick your buuttt??/ ummm......like idonno.man ..uuummm........about...like three minutes from now....uuumm to do it...ummmyeah. sssaat good????

AdventurousOne Joined Wed 04/02/08 Posts: 539	Tue 04/15/08 01:20 AM
oh no!!i just sh\|t my pants.....um...by the way,...like ..umm....can we go out, and likee..uumm.....gee uumm........go out back-i mean go to the Out Back...UUMM steaak house....and uumm phuck later...uumm... please???????...uumm.. i promise that...aaaauuu...i'll bee a good ddatte?????........please???? One question...what if you're already at Outback?? What's the alternative???

FaithfulOne78 Joined Mon 11/19/07 Posts: 15313	Tue 04/15/08 01:21 AM
oh no!!i just sh\|t my pants.....um...by the way,...like ..umm....can we go out, and likee..uumm.....gee uumm........go out back-i mean go to the Out Back...UUMM steaak house....and uumm phuck later...uumm... please???????...uumm.. i promise that...aaaauuu...i'll bee a good ddatte?????........please???? Oh that one works for me...lol..what time ya gonna be here! uummm.....can i lick your buuttt??/ ummm......like idonno.man ..uuummm........about...like three minutes from now....uuumm to do it...ummmyeah. sssaat good???? oh baby..you know what I like!

brat88 Joined Tue 02/12/08 Posts: 335	Tue 04/15/08 01:21 AM
Did the sun just come out or did u smile at me???

darkowl1 Joined Sat 01/12/08 Posts: 13060	Tue 04/15/08 01:22 AM
oh no!!i just sh\|t my pants.....um...by the way,...like ..umm....can we go out, and likee..uumm.....gee uumm........go out back-i mean go to the Out Back...UUMM steaak house....and uumm phuck later...uumm... please???????...uumm.. i promise that...aaaauuu...i'll bee a good ddatte?????........please???? One question...what if you're already at Outback?? What's the alternative??? wweell,,,,uumm.......i'm like...ummmm infrontwell....umm now!!! yep...infront.....ithinks.......pooooooooo.

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24661	Tue 04/15/08 01:23 AM
Do you have a preferred vacation destination? Shall I call my pilot?

FaithfulOne78 Joined Mon 11/19/07 Posts: 15313	Tue 04/15/08 01:23 AM
You must be tired..... . . . ...................... . . . . . ...............................You've been runnin thru my mind all day

brat88 Joined Tue 02/12/08 Posts: 335	Tue 04/15/08 01:27 AM
How about you and me play spin the bottle???

darkowl1 Joined Sat 01/12/08 Posts: 13060	Tue 04/15/08 01:28 AM Edited by darkowl1 on Tue 04/15/08 01:31 AM
oohh noo!!!! i need to pick that up!!!!!......wait.....oohh....where did it come from????oooh no!!....it's someone elses!!!!! aaahhhhh!!!!(drops it) eeewww!! here,, you want it??? uumm.....can we go out for coffee now???? i hope they have a bathromm cause.....ii...ummmm am george bush...ummm....yeah!!

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24661	Tue 04/15/08 01:31 AM
Hi, I'm Joel. I noticed you............and wanted to come and introduce myself.

darkowl1 Joined Sat 01/12/08 Posts: 13060	Tue 04/15/08 01:44 AM
Hi, I'm Joel. I noticed you............and wanted to come and introduce myself. but that's pure class!!