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What's yours??
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I prefer 'single quotes' as opposed to "double quotes"
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I prefer 'single quotes' as opposed to "double quotes" |
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" people who say money cant buy happiness have never had a stack." that ones mine.
"my wife gives good head.... ache." Rodney dangerfield |
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"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to someone else." ~ Will Rogers
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Edited by
Rapunzel
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Sun 04/13/08 08:14 AM
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I prefer 'single quotes' as opposed to "double quotes" Hi Derek good day Kirk.... good topic Brother okay...seriously now.... i don't like to use uppercase much , so please bear with me... " if of thy wordly goods thou art bereft and from thy slender store two loaves alone to thee are left ... sell one ... and with the dole... buy hyacinths to feed thy soul... |
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"You can ice a sh** cake, but it's still a sh** cake" courtesy of my granny.
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“ If guns cause crime, matches cause arson”
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"They might get me in a rush, but not before I turn your head into a canoe. Got it?"
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"dont put too much perfume on the pig."
- a rule for remodeling a house trailer. |
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GUNS CAUSE CRIME
like flies cause garbage. |
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Forgiveness : is the fragrance ... the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it ... |
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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, just like my Grandfather.
Not screaming and yelling like the passenger in his car |
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"You can ice a sh** cake, but it's still a sh** cake" courtesy of my granny. |
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Marriage is a sort of friendship recognized by the police.
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THE EXPERTS AGREE GUN CONTROL WORKS.
(Stalin, Mao Tse Tung, Hitler For the first time we have full gun control! Our streets will be safer, our police more efficient and the world will follow our lead into the future. Adolph Hitler, 1938 |
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q- what do you get when you put 100 white men in a room?
ans. 50 arguments. that ones mine too. |
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Edited by
SharpShooter10
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Sun 04/13/08 08:22 AM
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Gun Control is a tight shot group
THE EXPERTS AGREE GUN CONTROL WORKS. (Stalin, Mao Tse Tung, Hitler For the first time we have full gun control! Our streets will be safer, our police more efficient and the world will follow our lead into the future Adolph Hitler, 1938 |
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gun control is chunking out prarrie dogs at 600 meters.
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"Give thanks to those who defend democracy - for they bear the gift of liberty and pay the price of freedom". |
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