Topic: General question
FearandLoathing's photo
Fri 04/11/08 09:34 AM
I still say just stretch your deck out.

MyrtleBeachDude's photo
Fri 04/11/08 09:34 AM

I still say just stretch your deck out.


Ive never thought about a deck stretcher

DebbieJT's photo
Fri 04/11/08 09:35 AM
this deck sounds like it needs a long hard look at..but im sure with a little play around and a lick or two of paint it will it will perform just as well as your neighbours ;larger deck

MyrtleBeachDude's photo
Fri 04/11/08 09:36 AM
god my secretaries must think Ive gone crazy in my office. I am laughing my ass off at you people. I love ya all!

DebbieJT's photo
Fri 04/11/08 09:37 AM
laugh laugh laugh good post very gooddrinker

Lily0923's photo
Fri 04/11/08 09:39 AM

god my secretaries must think Ive gone crazy in my office. I am laughing my ass off at you people. I love ya all!


Do you want me to come over and look at your deck and let you know what might improve it's quality?

I mean it may sound harsh, but it would be for your benefit in the end.

FearandLoathing's photo
Fri 04/11/08 09:40 AM


god my secretaries must think Ive gone crazy in my office. I am laughing my ass off at you people. I love ya all!


Do you want me to come over and look at your deck and let you know what might improve it's quality?

I mean it may sound harsh, but it would be for your benefit in the end.


Classic.laugh laugh laugh

DebbieJT's photo
Fri 04/11/08 09:41 AM


god my secretaries must think Ive gone crazy in my office. I am laughing my ass off at you people. I love ya all!


Do you want me to come over and look at your deck and let you know what might improve it's quality?

I mean it may sound harsh, but it would be for your benefit in the end.
deck inspectors what a great idea laugh

Lily0923's photo
Fri 04/11/08 09:44 AM



god my secretaries must think Ive gone crazy in my office. I am laughing my ass off at you people. I love ya all!


Do you want me to come over and look at your deck and let you know what might improve it's quality?

I mean it may sound harsh, but it would be for your benefit in the end.
deck inspectors what a great idea laugh


I mean some fresh landscaping can do wonders for the look of a deck, and like you said before Debbie, a lick or two of paint. Trim the hedges, I think I could have his deck in good shape in no time.

DebbieJT's photo
Fri 04/11/08 09:45 AM
yep same as im quite handy in that departmentlaugh

zanne46's photo
Fri 04/11/08 09:45 AM



god my secretaries must think Ive gone crazy in my office. I am laughing my ass off at you people. I love ya all!


Do you want me to come over and look at your deck and let you know what might improve it's quality?

I mean it may sound harsh, but it would be for your benefit in the end.
deck inspectors what a great idea laugh


I think he needs to get 2nd ,3rd as many inspections needed...

for the best..after all he is looking to have the best deck and usage....laugh :tongue:

MyrtleBeachDude's photo
Fri 04/11/08 09:46 AM


god my secretaries must think Ive gone crazy in my office. I am laughing my ass off at you people. I love ya all!


Do you want me to come over and look at your deck and let you know what might improve it's quality?

I mean it may sound harsh, but it would be for your benefit in the end.


hahahahaha thanks Lily I do appreciate that but I'm afaid you'll be polite when you look at my little deck and end up on my neighbors deck. Hell I would have to go sit on my neighbors deck just to visit with you.

DebbieJT's photo
Fri 04/11/08 09:46 AM




god my secretaries must think Ive gone crazy in my office. I am laughing my ass off at you people. I love ya all!


Do you want me to come over and look at your deck and let you know what might improve it's quality?

I mean it may sound harsh, but it would be for your benefit in the end.
deck inspectors what a great idea laugh


I think he needs to get 2nd ,3rd as many inspections needed...

for the best..after all he is looking to have the best deck and usage....laugh :tongue:
quite right its going to need a group of us to do the best job possible, detail is a must

MyrtleBeachDude's photo
Fri 04/11/08 09:47 AM





god my secretaries must think Ive gone crazy in my office. I am laughing my ass off at you people. I love ya all!


Do you want me to come over and look at your deck and let you know what might improve it's quality?

I mean it may sound harsh, but it would be for your benefit in the end.
deck inspectors what a great idea laugh


I think he needs to get 2nd ,3rd as many inspections needed...

for the best..after all he is looking to have the best deck and usage....laugh :tongue:
quite right its going to need a group of us to do the best job possible, detail is a must


Oh the thought of all of you looking at my deck and pointing and giggling would be to much. blushing

DebbieJT's photo
Fri 04/11/08 09:49 AM
oh we wouldnt point and giggle hun...we take our inspections very seriously indeed

MyrtleBeachDude's photo
Fri 04/11/08 09:49 AM
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zanne46's photo
Fri 04/11/08 09:53 AM
laugh laugh laugh laugh

no photo
Fri 04/11/08 09:54 AM
A few ideas that might make your deck appear larger.
Serve a lot of margaritas to your lady guest. Put them in small glasses, & refill often. The lady will be impressed with your hospitality, & likely to overlook the smallness of your deck.
If you are grilling, only serve finger foods,like the little cocktail wieners.
Keep all accessories small to make your deck look larger by comparison.
Build a privacy fence between your deck & your nieghbors,so she isn't tempted by his larger deck.
If your deck is really too , maybe your nieghbor will let you use his sometime! Again, Margaritas will help!

zanne46's photo
Fri 04/11/08 09:55 AM

A few ideas that might make your deck appear larger.
Serve a lot of margaritas to your lady guest. Put them in small glasses, & refill often. The lady will be impressed with your hospitality, & likely to overlook the smallness of your deck.
If you are grilling, only serve finger foods,like the little cocktail wieners.
Keep all accessories small to make your deck look larger by comparison.
Build a privacy fence between your deck & your nieghbors,so she isn't tempted by his larger deck.
If your deck is really too , maybe your nieghbor will let you use his sometime! Again, Margaritas will help!


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MyrtleBeachDude's photo
Fri 04/11/08 09:56 AM

A few ideas that might make your deck appear larger.
Serve a lot of margaritas to your lady guest. Put them in small glasses, & refill often. The lady will be impressed with your hospitality, & likely to overlook the smallness of your deck.
If you are grilling, only serve finger foods,like the little cocktail wieners.
Keep all accessories small to make your deck look larger by comparison.
Build a privacy fence between your deck & your nieghbors,so she isn't tempted by his larger deck.
If your deck is really too , maybe your nieghbor will let you use his sometime! Again, Margaritas will help!


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