Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, 'Where in the hell have you been?'

Larry replies, 'I was out getting a tattoo.'

'A tattoo?' she frowned 'What kind of tattoo did you get?'

'I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates,' he said proudly.

'What the hell were you thinking?' she said, shaking her head in disdain.. 'Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?'

'Well, one, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand.

And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want.'

that is such a old joke................

but it is still funny :0)

Awwww but the oldies are still goodies lol

nothing wrong with bringing back the good ones.
I've read jokes from the 1800s that put me in stitches.
So keep up the good work Txsgal3333.

I've never heard that one before. It was funny.