"Test for Dementia"


"It's that time of year to take our
annual senior citizen test."

Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As
we grow older, it's important that we keep mentally alert The saying;
"If you don't use it, you will lose it" also applies to the brain,
so... Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of
intelligence.

So, take the following test presented here and determine if you are
losing it or are still "with it." The spaces below are so you don't
see the answers until you have made your answer.


OK, relax, clear your mind and... begin.
WELL MAYBE NOT THAT CLEAR!


1. What do you put in a toaster?





Answer: "bread." If you said "toast," then give up now and go do
something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, "bread," go
to Question 2.





2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink?





Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," please do not
attempt the next question. Your brain is obviously over stressed and
may even overheat. It may be that you need to content yourself with
reading something more appropriate such as Children's World. If you
said "water" then proceed to question 3.



3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from
blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house
is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?





Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green
bricks," what the devil are you still doing here reading these
questions?????
If you said "glass," then! go on to Question 4.




4. It's twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over
Germany (If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically
divided into West Germany and East Germany.) Anyway, during the flight,
TWO of the engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining
engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure.
Unfortunately the engine fails before he has time and the plane fatally
crashes smack in the middle of "no man's land" between East Germany and
West Germany. Where would you bury the survivors? East Germany or
West Germany or in "no man's land"?





Answer: You don't, of course, bury survivors.
If you said ANYTHING else, you are a real dunce and you must NEVER try
to rescue anyone from a plane crash. Your efforts would not be
appreciated. If you said, "Don't bury the survivors", then proceed to
the next question.




5. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to
Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In
Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon,
two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16
people get on. In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on
In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at
Milford Haven. What was the name of the bus driver?






Answer: Oh, for crying out loud!
Don't you remember your own name? It was YOU!!

YAY!! I'M NOT DEMENTED!!

OMG I flunked at question 2

what really bad is I peeked at question 3, would have flunked that one
also... call me blonde lol

Hey Blondie ^^^ oops I mean shelly lol I bet alot of people besides you
did so no worries

Hell I never made it past question #1 OMG I'm laughing so hard my
stomach is hurting lmao


ROFLMAO

See told ya all I need to go to my round room and
ya just would not believe me lol!!!

I knew it!! I lost IQ points just movin to Arkansas!!! DANGIT!!!

OMG!!! I blew it at #1,,, Way to funny

I said green bricks...lol...

lol @ u Michael :)

trickey lol to funny thanks lol

i've got one...

you are given a spoon and a bucket. you have to drain a bath tub. what
do you use?




answer: pull the drain plug

wooot i got'm all wrong, guess that means im going places.

Joy

i love myself, hugs all around

*dances*

hey Kami i thought of you when i posted this!! tehehe!! there was
another one that you. list the whole thing remember

hehehe =)
yep that was fun.

hmmm stupid questions from sugarjen has been veerrry tempting....should
i answer?

*giggles* wouldnt expect any less from you!

ok answers incoming jsut doing a lil spell checking =P

hahahahahahahaha!! high 5!! Kami!

LOL =)

yeah where are the yahoo smilies when ya need'm?

;~)~ :0 ;p