Once upon a time there was a little sparrow flying south for the winter. During his flight he was caught in an ice storm, his wings froze and he fell to the earth in a pasture. He was lying on the ground freezing and near death when a cow walked by and **** on him. The **** being warm thawed the bird and he was warm and happy and began to sing. While singing a cat happened to hear the little bird walked up to him and pulled him from the ****.

The cat cleaned off the little bird and ate him!!!

The moral of this story is this....

Those who **** on you aren't necessarilly your enemies. Those who pull you out of the **** aren't necessarilly your friends.

But when you are warm and happy just keep your ****in mouth shut!!!

I've read that before but ohhh how true it is lol