1)Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you undress?

2)If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the
center of the earth?

3)Why is it calles Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is
stand up and say "Hi my name is bob and i'm an alcoholic"?

4)If you mated a bulldog and a ****su would you get a bull****?

5)Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?

6)Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer?

7)Why does mineral water that has trickled through moutains for
centeries have a use by date?

8)Why do toasters asways have a setting on them which burns your toast
to a horrible crisp no one would eat?

9)Who was the first person to look at a cow and say "I think i'll
squeeze these dangly things here, and drink what comes out"?

10)If the professor on gilligans island could make a radio out of a
coconut,why couldn't he fix a hole in a boat?

11)What do people in China call their good plates?

12)What do you call a male Bellerina?

13)Can blind people see their dreams, and do they dream?

14)If Wile E Coyote has enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why
dosen't he buy his dinner?

15)Why is a person who handles money called a broker?

16)If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

17)If corn oil is made from corn and vegeteble oil is made from
vegetebles, what is baby oil made from?

18)If a man is walking in the forest and no women is there to hear him,
is he still wrong?

19)Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet
call it a hemorroid when its in your ass?

20)Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it gets mad, yet
when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the
window?

these are definitely good things to ponder. he he

where you do get these? LOL definately things to make you say "hmmmm"
Thanks!

1- Whoa that person was a gynecologist?! And here this whole time I
thought I was dude


2-Depends…was Satan involved with the sale? If not then its only down
to the bedrock, just before you enter the fiery tunnel that says welcome
to hell population… we gave up after the A.D. started.

3-Your not suppose to say your real name Jeeze didn’t they explain that
to you? Remember you’re not the problem they are!


4-(pssst its Shih Tzu )
you only get bull**** if you shove your arm up a bulls ass, that or
ask me where babies come from. In regards to this question you would get
a English Bull Chrysanthemum Dog


5- You know the “steps” to the temples that take about a good 4 hours
to reach the top? Well that’s where this word comes into play. Steps
sounds so easy and friendly. If we called them stairs no one would want
to bother climbing them, call them steps and it sounds like it would be
a breeze. What sounds better? Stepway to heaven or stairway to heaven…
you know ya wanna take the steps to heaven.


6-The light was built out of a courteous gesture to the mice people
feed their pet snakes a mouse in the fridge is still alive and kicking
thus its only polite to give it a nightlight. If its hanging in the
freezer, well I don’t think it no longer has any use for a nightlight.


7- Ever seen what happens if **** sits to long in the toilet? Yea… water
wasn’t the only thing “trickling” down that mountain.


8- Didn’t you hear? Burnt toast cleans your teeth. ( …no seriously mamma
always sez…..)


9- HI my name is bob and I’m an alcoholic


10- Fixing a hole in a boat means you need a good dose of common sense…
if he is a professor I take he went to college.


11- China…hey they love themselves nothing wrong with that right?

12- A chick with a deep voice, lump in the crotch and throat, oh and in
dire need of waxing.

13- Good question…. I bet they can read, seeing as to how I am not
blind yet cant read in my dreams, hey wanna take my sissors and find out
the real answer? No no don’t tell me about how much it stings, just
wanna know if you see anything in your dreams? Red? No that’s just blood
stab harder your still not blind enough …


14- The truth behind this was that he HAD no money , the Acme thing was
a free trial he got the free gift item, didn’t work, so he sent in his
complaints and they sent him another gift on behalf of acme, and that
didn’t work so again… he *****ed, they sent something else so on and so
forth. Hey I never said Wile E was smart. Hell if you starved for as
many years and got smashed by rocks like he did do you think you would
ever get with the program bet he didn’t even have any medical to help
with his injuries. God only knows how retarded he became


15- Ever have bad relations with a bank…..? umm yea… the whole thing is
a nice way of saying, give us your money we hold on to it, charge you,
make up a fee and charge you again… the “broker” job title is a polite
way of mocking you. Or in other words bending you over like the lil bit
ch you are and ****ing you in the a-hole while asking if you would like
fries with your order.

16- Testicals!
There I said it are you happy?


17- ..dead babies…. Why are you laughing….? How else do you think your
skin is so smooth, and how else do you think bono is solving the world
hunger problem and how ELSE do you think we can supply the stem cells
AND HOW ELSE DO you think we get the rubber soles in our nikes from?


18- Being a guy myself…. If I answer this … I AM not In a forest THUS
my answer shall be wrong


19- I thought I saw this one once before guess I’ll have to give a real
answer then if it bothers so many so.

Hemorrhoid is when its INSIDE the hemisphere, painful yes but its much
better then the alternative.
Which would be a asteroid…( because its flying from the ass) a very
embarrassing mishap which we only hope that when its flying Out of the
hemisphere does not harm any innocent bystander which would be equally
embarrassing for both parties.


20- You know a dog can smell like a zillion times better then us right…?
You thought he had bad breath? To him you got some rancid
dragonbreath….thats also why he eats his own ****…cuz what you got
packing, his crap taste like honey


wow i feel better was trying to hold back, but just couldnt....

catchme_ifucan made me do it!!! shes the evil one!

I want the lil yahoo guy!! rollin on the floor!!

You get on with your bad self Kami mmaauhhhh!!!!


ahhahahahhahahhaa!!!

hehehehe


keep in mind kiddies the only stupid question is the question that was
never asked.

Or just questions from Stupid People ..lol

Hey Jen, he did this to me before was what that was all about..
don't mind us playin!! L

OMG I AM SO GLAD SOMEONE ANSWERED THESE!! Thanks Kami roflmao