and the trojans...surely they have safe sex

wonder how the threads always get on the sex subject

cause we rather look good and proper haha

In Greystroke he did have long hair.

With all that free time, you'd think they'd have 20 kids.

maybe because all of us are a bunch of pervs

us?? really? well...i never even considered that before but yes, u might be right, i need a shower.

Excuse me........ I was just eating a banana ! Thanks!

sorry

I know I started it, but once it's spinning out of control it's every man for himself.

I don't know, but I have wondered if he wore anything under the animal skin.

you said it sister!

I know you probably didn't want a real answer, but.....

Tarzan inherited, from his deceased parents, a legacy of books, personal effects (including hygiene items), family portraits, weapons (hunting knife & percussion pistol), etc., etc..
He taught himself to read using this small cache of civilization, as well as to conform his general appearance to the portrait of his father using a straight razor. Later on, after losing the razor somehow (slips my mind at the moment), I believe he used the hunting knife to trim his hair, as well as to shave. Although (according to the books) he never trimmed his hair as short as was portrayed in the early movies.

Because his dad was an ape, but his mother was a giant annaconda, Thus------------smooth skinned..........



And Jane and her son fell from a airplane crash,,when BOY was only two........Thats why jane could talk so well.........lol