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I'm jealous! Where's all my marriage proposals, offers of cheap hot slutty sex, offers to take care of my bills and responsibilities? WHERE'S MY PIMPETTE?!!! 
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shadow sweet  Hello Debbie, how you doing this morning? |
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JSH means, Just say HI! Could you please do that first before you ask me to marry you, move in with you, relocate etc. Take care of my children (I only have one), Accept my son as your own (That's nice but, I have a daughter),add to friend list, Ask me to Instant message, webcam, my phone number, address, what size bra I wear.... Just say HI first...!  hi....now what's your bra size? Probably the same size as your brain...in mm now that was just cold! well the wedding is off! 
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shadow sweet Hello Debbie, how you doing this morning?
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JSH means, Just say HI! Could you please do that first before you ask me to marry you, move in with you, relocate etc. Take care of my children (I only have one), Accept my son as your own (That's nice but, I have a daughter),add to friend list, Ask me to Instant message, webcam, my phone number, address, what size bra I wear.... Just say HI first...! Hell i thought you wanted me???? No, just your money Will food stamps do?
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JSH means, Just say HI! Could you please do that first before you ask me to marry you, move in with you, relocate etc. Take care of my children (I only have one), Accept my son as your own (That's nice but, I have a daughter),add to friend list, Ask me to Instant message, webcam, my phone number, address, what size bra I wear.... Just say HI first...! hi....now what's your bra size? Probably the same size as your brain...in mm now that was just cold! well the wedding is off!
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Whip me, beat me, ride my wild bologna pony like ya stole it, make me write bad checks and do da bonk da donk donk. Yeah baby. Flavor saver. Word.
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I always say HI first, then THEY,, say BYE,,,lol,lol.
But friendships START with RESPECT...... 
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Whip me, beat me, ride my wild bologna pony like ya stole it, make me write bad checks and do da bonk da donk donk. Yeah baby. Flavor saver. Word.
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JSH means, Just say HI! Could you please do that first before you ask me to marry you, move in with you, relocate etc. Take care of my children (I only have one), Accept my son as your own (That's nice but, I have a daughter),add to friend list, Ask me to Instant message, webcam, my phone number, address, what size bra I wear.... Just say HI first...! hi....now what's your bra size? Probably the same size as your brain...in mm now that was just cold! well the wedding is off! Oh well....I see a Victoria Secret's return coming...heart breaker!!! 
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Victoria Secret's return?
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But, would anyone buy them? We could be stuck feeding and defleaing them  This is where the story gets better... they are so enamered with us... they pay the bills, take care of the house, and rub our feet when they get home from work..... I'm on a bit of pain meds today...so I may be a bit in the twillight zone here...just saying.... YUP! You sure are!
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JSH means, Just say HI! Could you please do that first before you ask me to marry you, move in with you, relocate etc. Take care of my children (I only have one), Accept my son as your own (That's nice but, I have a daughter),add to friend list, Ask me to Instant message, webcam, my phone number, address, what size bra I wear.... Just say HI first...! Hell i thought you wanted me???? No, just your money Will food stamps do? If you throw in your cadillac as well...
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Pimpettes UP! D!ckhoes DOWN! Green is fo da money, gold is fo da honey. I jus wanna be a d!ckho man. I jus want my pimpette to street me all she can! I jus want her to get me out there on my back so I can make her payments on her cadillac.<------- very heavy beat.
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Edited by
lilangel2
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Wed 04/02/08 09:01 AM
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Pimpettes UP! D!ckhoes DOWN! Green is fo da money, gold is fo da honey. I jus wanna be a d!ckho man. I jus want my pimpette to street me all she can! I jus want her to get me out there on my back so I can make her payments on her cadillac.<------- very heavy beat. Just amazing you are single!
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Who says white bread d!ckho can't grind? I should be in hollywierd. CHAPPA!!!
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Pimpettes UP! D!ckhoes DOWN! Green is fo da money, gold is fo da honey. I jus wanna be a d!ckho man. I jus want my pimpette to street me all she can! I jus want her to get me out there on my back so I can make her payments on her cadillac.<------- very heavy beat. Just amazing you are single! Were you able to read that?
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Much love for my brothas in da mist. D!ckho be down. Peace out. Off to shea crib. BOI!!!
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!
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Pimpettes UP! D!ckhoes DOWN! Green is fo da money, gold is fo da honey. I jus wanna be a d!ckho man. I jus want my pimpette to street me all she can! I jus want her to get me out there on my back so I can make her payments on her cadillac.<------- very heavy beat. Just amazing you are single! Were you able to read that? I just read between the lines...it said ...WEIRDO! LOL
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