johnny asks grandpa: "do u still hv sex with granma?"
granpa says : "yes, but only oral."
johny : "whats oral?"
granpa : "i say f*** u, she says f*** u too"

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Tony to mandira , pointing towards her
assets: "thats a gorgeous
dairy farm u have"
mandira: "its not a dairy farm, its a poultry farm. it
has never failed to
raise a ****"


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a kid asked the priest "father, what is your pastime?"
the priest tapped the kid's shoulder and replied"
"Nun, my child, nun"

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man at medical shops wants viagra.
says "give extra dose, 3 girls are coming"
next day he wants pain relieving cream.
chamist asks "why, what happened?"
man "the girls didn't come"

You're right there. They are little, and I've heard hem so often, they just aren't as funny anymore.