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A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands their money. Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks, 'Did you see me rob this bank?' the man replied, 'Yes sir, I did.' The robber then shot him. He then turned to a couple standing next to him and asked the man 'Did you see me rob this bank?' The man replied, 'No sir, I didn't, but my wife did.' 
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A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands their money. Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks, 'Did you see me rob this bank?' the man replied, 'Yes sir, I did.' The robber then shot him. He then turned to a couple standing next to him and asked the man 'Did you see me rob this bank?' The man replied, 'No sir, I didn't, but my wife did.'
I had a lawyer tell me that SAME joke today... but the husband died!
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 Party, count me in
we have to countrify lilth
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It was that phone call where this party got started, actually! When I was gone...
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lilth ... hiker is one of us. accept your destiny 
Sorry Rose... Hiker is a fellow New Englander... She will help me! Well, I ain't never been the Barbie doll type No, I can't swig that sweet Champagne, I'd rather drink beer all night In a tavern or in a honky tonk or on a four-wheel drive tailgate I've got posters on my wall of Skynyrd, Kid and Strait Some people look down on me, but I don't give a rip I'll stand barefooted in my own front yard with a baby on my hip 'cause I'm a redneck woman I ain't no high class broad I'm just a product of my raising I say, 'hey ya'll' and 'yee-haw' And I keep my Christmas lights on On my front porch all year long And I know all the words to every Charlie Daniels song So here's to all my sisters out there keeping it country Let me get a big 'hell yeah' from the redneck girls like me, hell yeah Victoria's Secret, well their stuff's real nice But I can buy the same damn thing on a Wal-Mart shelf half price And still look sexy, just as sexy as those models on TV I don't need no designer tag to make my man want me Well, you might think I'm trashy, a little too hardcore But in my neck of the woods I'm just the girl next door I'm a redneck woman I ain't no high class broad I'm just a product of my raising I say, 'hey y'all' and 'yee-haw' And I keep my Christmas lights on On my front porch all year long And I know all the words to every Tanya Tucker song So here's to all my sisters out there keeping it country Let me get a big 'hell yeah' from the redneck girls like me, hell yeah I'm a redneck woman I ain't no high class broad I'm just a product of my raising I say, 'hey y'all' and 'yee-haw' And I keep my Christmas lights on On my front porch all year long And I know all the words to every ol' Bocephus song So here's to all my sisters out there keeping it country Let me get a big 'hell yeah' from the redneck girls like me, hell yeah Hell yeah, hell yeah Hell yeah I said hell yeah! |
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It was that phone call where this party got started, actually! When I was gone... don't answer the phone....you should know not to turn your back on me and caam
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Are you trying to make her a southern belle
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lilth ... hiker is one of us. accept your destiny
Sorry Rose... Hiker is a fellow New Englander... She will help me! Well, I ain't never been the Barbie doll type No, I can't swig that sweet Champagne, I'd rather drink beer all night In a tavern or in a honky tonk or on a four-wheel drive tailgate I've got posters on my wall of Skynyrd, Kid and Strait Some people look down on me, but I don't give a rip I'll stand barefooted in my own front yard with a baby on my hip 'cause I'm a redneck woman I ain't no high class broad I'm just a product of my raising I say, 'hey ya'll' and 'yee-haw' And I keep my Christmas lights on On my front porch all year long And I know all the words to every Charlie Daniels song So here's to all my sisters out there keeping it country Let me get a big 'hell yeah' from the redneck girls like me, hell yeah Victoria's Secret, well their stuff's real nice But I can buy the same damn thing on a Wal-Mart shelf half price And still look sexy, just as sexy as those models on TV I don't need no designer tag to make my man want me Well, you might think I'm trashy, a little too hardcore But in my neck of the woods I'm just the girl next door I'm a redneck woman I ain't no high class broad I'm just a product of my raising I say, 'hey y'all' and 'yee-haw' And I keep my Christmas lights on On my front porch all year long And I know all the words to every Tanya Tucker song So here's to all my sisters out there keeping it country Let me get a big 'hell yeah' from the redneck girls like me, hell yeah I'm a redneck woman I ain't no high class broad I'm just a product of my raising I say, 'hey y'all' and 'yee-haw' And I keep my Christmas lights on On my front porch all year long And I know all the words to every ol' Bocephus song So here's to all my sisters out there keeping it country Let me get a big 'hell yeah' from the redneck girls like me, hell yeah Hell yeah, hell yeah Hell yeah I said hell yeah! HELL YEAH AND DOUBLE YEE HAW
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It was that phone call where this party got started, actually! When I was gone... don't answer the phone....you should know not to turn your back on me and caam
I was at work! Hiker... I'm devastated with grief and loss. 
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Are you trying to make her a southern belle
lol no redneck |
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Jeff Gorden walks up to a PEPSI machine in a casino while at a race in Las Vegas, he puts in a few coins, and out pops a Coke. He puts some more coins into the machine, and another can of soda pops out. He keeps putting in coins, and cans of soda keep coming out. Dale Earnhardt walks up behind him and says, "Can I please use the machine?" Jeff says, "No way! Can't you see I'm winning?"
There then for racing fans. |
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It was that phone call where this party got started, actually! When I was gone... don't answer the phone....you should know not to turn your back on me and caam
I was at work! Hiker... I'm devastated with grief and loss.
well according to the other thread..you don't have to work ... agains..YOUR fault
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Are you trying to make her a southern belle
No Pat... they want to make me drink unlabelled stuff and pee in my yard.... not care what my hair looks like ...in dungarees. 
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Jeff Gorden walks up to a PEPSI machine in a casino while at a race in Las Vegas, he puts in a few coins, and out pops a Coke. He puts some more coins into the machine, and another can of soda pops out. He keeps putting in coins, and cans of soda keep coming out. Dale Earnhardt walks up behind him and says, "Can I please use the machine?" Jeff says, "No way! Can't you see I'm winning?" There then for racing fans. we don't speak of Gordan...nope nope nope |
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Jeff Gorden walks up to a PEPSI machine in a casino while at a race in Las Vegas, he puts in a few coins, and out pops a Coke. He puts some more coins into the machine, and another can of soda pops out. He keeps putting in coins, and cans of soda keep coming out. Dale Earnhardt walks up behind him and says, "Can I please use the machine?" Jeff says, "No way! Can't you see I'm winning?" There then for racing fans. Love it! Love it! |
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Are you trying to make her a southern belle
No Pat... they want to make me drink unlabelled stuff and pee in my yard.... not care what my hair looks like ...in dungarees.
don't forget to line dance and play washers and spit
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It was that phone call where this party got started, actually! When I was gone... don't answer the phone....you should know not to turn your back on me and caam
I was at work! Hiker... I'm devastated with grief and loss.
sorry - I was a propah New Englander when I moved to Pennsyltucky but 5 years in the woods with these people will do that to ya...once they put me on the four wheeler and taught me to make that chain saw sing, I was doomed. My neighbor shot a deer when she was 7 months pregnant and dragged it home and gutted it herself. Yee-haw! |
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you now you AREN'T a redneck when you call them dungarees
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ok i am off to jokes forum, just came here to monitor Rose.
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see lilth..hiker is one of us...join us hehehe
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