Keep them coming! Lemme go get my rib bib...

One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm.


The wife turns over and says "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynaecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh."


The husband, rejected, turns over. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again.


"Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?"

loook....can w just laugh at you even if we don't listen?

sorry all this bbq talk got me craving it ... had to run to spring creek bbq

Anything for you ,as long as you don't find the soap ever again ,

A businessman boards a flight and is seated next to a

gorgeous woman. He notices she is reading a manual about sexual statistics.


He asks her about it and she replies, "This is a very interesting book. It says that American Indians have the longest penises and Greek men are the best in bed. By the way, my name is Jill. What's yours?"


"Tonto Papadopoulos, nice to meet you."

craving for what??? details

That was cool Good evening Rose,how are ya?

wotsit fan dabby dosey wet cheesy humperdink chuffed snog smelly doba doo da thingy me jig poopin turtle boobie woozle snausages

A man meets a woman at a bar and they go to her place. They're undressing and he drops his trousers. She points to his messed up knees and asks what happened. He says 'when I was young I contracted kneesles'. She says 'you mean measles'. He says 'no, I actually got kneesles'. She shrugs and continues undressing. When he removes his socks she looks at his sorry toes and asks about them. He says 'shortly after the kneesles, I contracted toelio'. She says 'you mean polio?'. He says 'no, I got toelio'. She shrugs it off, until he drops his shorts. She looks again and says 'don't tell me - smallcox'.

A man and wife go on a romantic weekend to a hotel. Their double room reservation has been messed up and instead they are given an attic room with 2 single beds and there is a raised beam on the floor between the beds which they have to step over to avoid stubbing their toes. When they go to bed the husband switches the light off and says to his wife “how about a bit of nookie then?” she agrees and makes her way across the room in the dark and painfully stubs her toe on the raised beam. Her husband hears her shout in pain and comforts her by saying “oh diddums did you stub your little tootsie-wootsie, come and lie in my bed and let me rub it better for you” She lies next to him in bed and they spend the next hour having wonderful sex. The wife then gets out of bed and starts to cross the room to return to her bed and stubs here toe on the raised beam again. On hearing her shout with pain again her husband says “ Jesus can’t you pick your bloody feet up."!!!

An old man aged 90 gets married to a young girl aged 20 and goes to his doctor for viagra. The doctor says ''sorry but giving a man aged 90 viagra can be dangerous''. The old man pleads and begs for viagra, after a while the doctor gives in and states though it can only be taken under strict guide lines and only for five days. The doctor says take ''half a dose ,skip a day, half a dose skip a day until the fifth day''. The old man does this for the five days, when his wife rings the doctor and says ''he's dead''. The doctor said ''I knew if I gave him viagra it would kill him'', his wife said ,''no it wasn't the viagra that killed him ,it was all that dammed skipping'

well it has been fun but I have animals to feed and wood to bring in


sooooooooooooooo save my seat by that ther fire and I will be back

I gots to go for the night.. thank you all I love you!

NO FAIR I MISSED IT WHILE I WAS WORKING

don't worry todays a new day

Good morning everyone