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Yellow..now now...too much redneck too fast would implode poor lilith's head. See..you have to wean them into it by smaller doses...so they don't realize it until it is far far far too late.... let me see - I have three grills, access to a couple stills and ample corn. Nice big farm area we can use - set up all the wagons for tables and stand areas for the band and equipment. For lilith? <smile> I have a nice new pair of coveralls sweetie..just your size...  she will become one of us!!!
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I can TRY to play the fiddle...not sure it won't hurt ears though ok...venison is acceptable for red necks..of course They can pick that up on the road or run one down. I was thinking about smoking some beef brisket yummy!!! |
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Yellow..now now...too much redneck too fast would implode poor lilith's head. See..you have to wean them into it by smaller doses...so they don't realize it until it is far far far too late.... let me see - I have three grills, access to a couple stills and ample corn. Nice big farm area we can use - set up all the wagons for tables and stand areas for the band and equipment. For lilith? <smile> I have a nice new pair of coveralls sweetie..just your size... lillith tell these people where we live....uhm, can you say the capital of West Virginia???? Redneck... you guys haven't seen redneck til you come to Ohio.... well Barberton Ohio |
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Resistance is futile....
...but kinda fun when you think about it. |
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I would wear the coveralls, dungarees.. whatever ya'll call them. Just for photo ops though... and laughs. Mine included. I can be a very good sport.
Imagine.... I told Jist I'd consider "camping" ughhh.. What we do for love, I tell you.  As I sure you can guess, I am more the suit type. 
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Resistance is futile.... ...but kinda fun when you think about it. i was thinking of the borg when I said that
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Hey Lily.... that is Barbertucky... remember?
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go into the light lilth ann
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Hey Lily.... that is Barbertucky... remember? yes, and most people who live there can't even spell it.... True story.... |
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Hey Lily.... that is Barbertucky... remember? yes, and most people who live there can't even spell it.... True story.... No shirts, either! Just driving through it is painful. You can't close your eyes... |
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Hey Lily.... that is Barbertucky... remember? yes, and most people who live there can't even spell it.... True story.... No shirts, either! Just driving through it is painful. You can't close your eyes... there are as many cameros in Barberton as there are people...men, women, children, and dogs.... |
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Lilith;
Hey..just for a hoot, me an' you can go out cow-tippin' while they are getting their feed on. |
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Lilith; Hey..just for a hoot, me an' you can go out cow-tippin' while they are getting their feed on. DUH, you don't tip em' when they are eating, you can only tip em' when they are sleeping....this is really hillbilly 101.... focus..... |
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Lilith; Hey..just for a hoot, me an' you can go out cow-tippin' while they are getting their feed on. Can I bring my thermos of wine? |
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Lilith; Hey..just for a hoot, me an' you can go out cow-tippin' while they are getting their feed on. Can I bring my thermos of wine? haven't we discussed this already??? FOCUS lilth
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I can't focus..... I got to be able to drink something during this thing. Beer and moonshine aren't going to happen. Unless I can get some Sam Adams Light?
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Lilith; Hey..just for a hoot, me an' you can go out cow-tippin' while they are getting their feed on. DUH, you don't tip em' when they are eating, you can only tip em' when they are sleeping....this is really hillbilly 101.... focus..... Wasn't talking about the cows getting the feed on - was talking about the people.... ...then thems that are eatin' won't realize me and Lilith have snuck off for some 'cow-tippin' *ssshhhhhhhh* |
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I can't focus..... I got to be able to drink something during this thing. Beer and moonshine aren't going to happen. Unless I can get some Sam Adams Light? ok....since we have to ease you into it
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Lilith; Hey..just for a hoot, me an' you can go out cow-tippin' while they are getting their feed on. Can I bring my thermos of wine? don't worry...I will have some 'wine' for you... Huckleberry Raspberry... All good stuff now.... |
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Okay good. Thank goodness that doesn't come in a can. I'll get me one of the foam bottle coolers... sexy, huh?
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