Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.

I'm bigger and better than the Titanic ... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic

I'm good at math, U+I=69

I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK

Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's.

Please help the homeless. Take me home with you...

Wanna come and see my Hard Drive? Babe, I promise you it ain't 3.5 inches and it sure ain't floppy.

What's a nice girl like you doing with a face like that?

Will you be my Xmas cracker? I'd really like to pull you.

Would you like to come to a party in my toolshed?

You are a 9.999. Well, you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.

You're good at mathematics, right? Would you say 69 was a perfect square?

Your Daddy must have been a Baker, cos you got the nicest set of buns I've ever saw.


would any of these work??? (ill ask for those of you who need them but dont have the _________ to find out)

and yes
yes, im bored

lmao

If you know "the game" well enough, any of them will work. If you don't, nothing you do will work, period.

Also:

I have only had one pick up line work and that was because I had no idea what he was sayng to me. and we started an actual conversation mthere. If I were you I'd stay clear of the pick up lines, you seem nice enough. just say "hi, my name is _____. what is your name?"

Here's another:

Have you ever had your bellybutton licked...
from the inside?

if you wear that hat and boot any line will work