A Doctor in Minnesota wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he told
his assistant

"Ya Ole, I am going hunting tomorrow and we don't want to close the
clinic. I want you to
take care of the clinic
and take care of our patients".

"Yes, sir..." answers Ole.

The doctor goes hunting and returns the next day and asks:
"So Ole, how was your day?"

Ole tells him he took care of 3 patients.

"The first one had a headache so I gave him TYLENOL."

"Bravo ya Ole, and the second one?" says the doctor.

"The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir" says
Ole.

"Bravo, bravo Ole! You're good at this and what about the third one?"
asks
the doctor.

"Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters
like
a flame, she undresses
herself, taking off her bra and her panties and lies down on the table
spread her legs and shouts: 'HELP ME! For 5 years I have not seen any
man!!!!!'"

"And what did you do Ole?" asks the doctor.

"I put eye drops in her eyes."

this deseres the title: S.A.T. SICK AND TWISTED!but decent.

I knw some one like that.

lol