I want you all to have a Beautiful Mothers Day!

In some Hispanic Country's they celebrate today. But I hope that every
one can enjoy and cherish their mothers on whatever day they celebrate.

some of us are lucky to still have our mothers around... for those who
mohers have past away... please remember them and pray for them.

HAPPY MOTHERS DAY!

a guy is
near the
end of his
senior
year in high school.
Unfortunately,
he still has to share a room with his
younger
brother who is only 9
years
old.








One night, he decides to bring his
girlfriend home
for a little fun.





They
have bunk beds and the guy notices that
his little
brother is already
asleep
on the lower bunk, so he and his
girlfriend climb
up
to the top bunk.

As you
might expect things start to heat up.



The guy remembers that his little brother
is
sleeping below so he tells
his
girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants
it
harder and "tomato" if
she
wants a new position.










Lettuce!!!











Tomato!!!











Lettuce!!!











Tomato!!!











Lettuce!!!











Tomato!!!











She screams.











Lettuce!!!











Tomato!!!











Whoa!!!











PULL IT OUT!!!











PULL IT OUT NOW!!!












I can't get pregnant!














Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey,
would you
guys stop making
sandwiches up there! You're getting
mayonnaise
all over my
face!*!*!*!*!

LAWYERS SHOULD NEVER ASK A MEXICAN GRANDMA A QUESTION IF THEY AREN'T
PREPARED FOR THE ANSWER...DURING A TRIAL IN A SMALL TOWN IN SOUTH TEXAS,


THE PROSECUTING ATTORNEY CALLED HIS FIRST WITNESS, AN ELDERLY MEXICAN
ABUELITA TO THE STAND.

HE APPROACHED HER AND ASKED, "SENORA SANCHEZ, DO YOU KNOW ME?"


SHE RESPONDED, "SI, I KNOW YOU MR. WILLIAMS. I KNOW YOU SINCE YOU WERE A
MOCOSO CHORRIADO, AND FRANKLY YOU'VE BEEN A BIG DISAPPOINTMENT TO ME, TO
YOUR FAMILY AND TO YOUR COMMUNITY. YOU LIE, YOU CHEAT ON YOU WIFE, AND
YOU MANIPULATE PEOPLE, AND YOU THINK YOU'RE A BIG SHOT WHEN YOU ARE
NADA, PURA BASURA. YES, I KNOW YOU BABOSO."


THE LAWYER WAS STUNNED, NOT KNOWING WHAT ELSE TO DO, HE POINTED ACROSS
THE ROOM AND ASKED, MRS. SANCHEZ, "DO YOU KNOW THE DEFENSE ATTORNEY?"


AGAIN SHE REPLIED, "CLARO QUE SI. I'VE KNOWN MR. RODRIGUEZ SINCE HE WAS
A MOCOSO TRAVIESO TOO. HE'S A LAZY PUTO, AND HE HAS A DRINKING PROBLEM.
HE CAN'T KEEP A NORMAL RELATIONSHIP WITH NOBODY, AND HE IS THE MOST
PENDEJO LAWYER IN THE STATE. AND NOT TO MENTION HE CHEATED ON HIS WIFE
WITH THREE DIFFERENT PUTAS. ONE OF THEM WAS YOUR WIFE! ,YOU REMEMBER?
.... I KNOW MR. RODRIGUEZ; HIS MAMA IS NOT PROUD OF HIM TAMBIEN."

THE DEFENSE ATTORNEY ALMOST DIED!!!

THE JUDGE THEN ASKED BOTH COUNSELORS TO APPROACH THE BENCH, AND IN A
VERY QUIET VOICE SAID, "IF EITHER OF YOU CABRONES ASK HER IF SHE KNOWS
ME, I'LL SEND YOU TO THE ELECTRIC CHAIR."

hi nascar....



sweetklp40 u are right

does any one else feel like JSH is addictive?

too funny!


http://www.funny.com/funny?fn=CAW9Q

president Bush!

not all have naked pictures.... and no I don't have the sweet time to
chat with all of them!

sure I do!

Loved it!

Well I'm tired of reading profiles that say that they are looking for
"Mr.right", for "the right one", Etc... yet the girls have a picture
half naked! what the hell is that?
dang no wonder no one respects you... respect your self so that others
can.

don't get me wrong, who doesn't like half naked girls?,

the problem is that they are always complaining about how they where
just being used!

OPEN YOUR EYES!

cool.......



wish u luck!

you don't have to leave.......





stay with us!

thanks guys... I'll make the best out of it.

Even if no one lives near you you shouldn't worry, some one will come
along, sooner or later.

(I have to travel hr.1:30min or so to go see her)

I just wanted to share...

I have a date that I met here in JSH!

does any one have any good plans this weekend?

woody wood pecker


remember him?

I'm Accounts Receivable Supervisor! (I didn't even go to
college)

drinks on me!














































everyone DRINK UP!