FayDukes57


FayDukes57 Joined Sat 12/20/14 Posts: 5	Sat 01/10/15 06:21 AM Topic: Ashes to Ashes Edited by FayDukes57 on Sat 01/10/15 06:37 AM
Dear davidben1, I humbly apologize. I did not mean to offend you. I will try to delete the joke;forgive me!!!

FayDukes57 Joined Sat 12/20/14 Posts: 5	Fri 01/09/15 05:59 PM Topic: Ashes to Ashes
A man dies. The wife has him cremated. She takes his ashes home and starts talking to them. "You know that fur coat you promised me, I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me, I bought it with the insurance money." Then she whispers, "You remember the blow job that I promised you? Well, here it comes!"

FayDukes57 Joined Sat 12/20/14 Posts: 5	Thu 01/08/15 05:15 PM Topic: Prayer
The Captain and his Crew called all the passengers on deck to tell them that the ship was sinking. The Captain asked the passengers, "Is there anyone that can get a prayer through to God?" A man way in the back raised his hand and said, "I can pray; God always answer my prayer." The Captain said, "That is good; we are short one life preserver!"

FayDukes57 Joined Sat 12/20/14 Posts: 5	Fri 01/02/15 03:35 PM Topic: RIP Donna Douglas, aka Elly May Clampett
Rest in Heaven!!!

FayDukes57 Joined Sat 12/20/14 Posts: 5	Tue 12/23/14 05:18 AM Topic: New
Hello!!!