A man dies. The wife has him cremated. She takes his ashes home and starts talking to them. "You know that fur coat you promised me, I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me, I bought it with the insurance money." Then she whispers, "You remember the blow job that I promised you? Well, here it comes!"

lol.. sounds about right...

what a sad joke about the true aspirations of some and many in life.

Dear davidben1,

I humbly apologize. I did not mean to offend you. I will try to delete the joke;forgive me!!!

it was a great joke!

why would you delete it?

smiles...

you didn't offend me, at all...

i do not speak through the eye's of offense good Madam...

i sad is was "sad"...

because it spoke of the true reality of many lives who operate on such same principles, in real life, and hence these people experience much sadness.

in a satirical way of speaking.

the same satirical as your joke...

feeling satirical "sadness" for others is different than offended, totally...

peace angel gal.

Loved it just my fype of twisted humor