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New here and just saying hi
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Ya, no kidding...I would have been ecstatic....
You said we get to share??? So, when are you gonna send me my portion???? ![]() ![]() |
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New here and just saying hi
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SWWWEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTT....Congratulations.....
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LOL...She is fine....Says hi...
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New here and just saying hi
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Yes, Big Papa????
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Hi Joshy...Any new prospects for me????LOL...
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New here and just saying hi
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Welcome to JSH...Hope you enjoy it here....
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getting into the us legally
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On a positive note...
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Best of luck to both of you....
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Having a Bad day???
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Having a Bad Day????
In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed,on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 a.m., regardless of their medicalcondition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something to do withthe supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11:00 a.m. on Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents. The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 a.m., all of the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books, and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits. Just when the clock struck 11:00, Pookie Johnson, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so he could use the vacuum cleaner. Having a Bad Day???? The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez Oil spill in Alaska was $80,000.00. At a special ceremony, 2 of the most expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both. Still think you are having a Bad Day???? A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically,almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman. STILL think you're having Bad Day???? Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty of sending pigs to aslaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all 2000 pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence,stampeding madly. The two helpless protesters were trampled to death. What?? STILL having a Bad Day???? Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb.It came back with "Return to Sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits. There now, feeling better??? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Flowers....
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Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the
Street and pass a flower shop where the redhead sees her Boyfriend buying her flowers. The Redhead sighs and says: "Oh crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again." The blonde looks quizzically at her and says: "You don't like getting flowers from your boyfriend?" The redhead replies: "I love getting flowers, but he always has expectations after giving me flowers, and I just don't feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air." The blonde says: ......."Don't you have a vase? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Fishing time!
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Fishing??? I am going through withdrawl....When can we go?????
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twostepers coffee house
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Creative...It would be my pleasure to cook along side you....
Two, thanks for the coffee... ![]() came back.... ![]() |
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Hi Everybody
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Welcome Ag...
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twostepers coffee house
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Creative, I love to cook...I will come help ya...What are we cooking???
Breakfast??? YUMMY.... ![]() ![]() |
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twostepers coffee house
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(((((((((Two)))))))))
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Men are like....
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Whisper, I thought your joke was cute...I really liked it, even though I
have read that one before...It still makes me laugh... Sorry that some people are so sensitive.... ![]() |
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*sits beside the fire to warm up*
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Well, have a good night, Joshy...I am outta here for the night...
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What happened to BigPapa???
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No Problem, Papa....You know you can talk to me about
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