Having a Bad Day????

In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same
bed,on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 a.m., regardless of their
medicalcondition.

This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something to do
withthe supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the
deaths occurred around 11:00 a.m. on Sunday, so a worldwide team of
experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents.

The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 a.m., all of the
doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for
themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were
holding wooden crosses, prayer books, and other holy objects to ward off
the evil spirits.

Just when the clock struck 11:00, Pookie Johnson, the part-time
Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system
so he could use the vacuum cleaner.


Having a Bad Day????

The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez Oil
spill in Alaska was $80,000.00. At a special ceremony, 2 of the most
expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid
cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a
killer whale ate
them both.


Still think you are having a Bad Day????

A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking
frantically,almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running
from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away
from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood,
breaking his arm two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily
listening to his Walkman.


STILL think you're having Bad Day????

Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty of sending pigs
to aslaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany.
Suddenly, all 2000 pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken
fence,stampeding madly.
The two helpless protesters were trampled to death.

What?? STILL having a Bad Day????

Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a
letter bomb.It came back with "Return to Sender" stamped on it.
Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.



There now, feeling better???

Those are awesome. Thanks Shenadra!

Great, glad I wasn't in that ICU bed on that Sunday morning.

roflmao thanx for some really great laughs

Well I have nothing on them!!