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A little help here please?
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your one beautifully made female how many A levels or degrees must i have to bone you? A highschool diploma will work just fine...I don't judge a man by the size of his...uhm, degree. |
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A little help here please?
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YOU ONE BMF!HOW MANY LEVELS/DEGREES?<*>G?I?AN? I will give this a shot... You are one bad mother f**ker! HOW MANY LEVELS/DEGREES?<*>G= How big is your @ss gangsta? I?= Are you interested in me? AN?= awaiting your reply about the size of your butt and your willingness to hook up with me..... This is just a guess but, I do hang out with a bunch of young white guys who try to "Flow thier "realness" through rapping to da biotches" You just totally pulled that out of your a**, didn't you??? 
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A little help here please?
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Sounds like a scam message and you should ignore. Nuff said! I doubt it...it came after I commented on someone's thread in the "Rate my Profile" section.... 
Did ya give him em a good rating? I didn't rate him at all...but I explained my reason for that.
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A little help here please?
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Sounds like a scam message and you should ignore. Nuff said! I doubt it...it came after I commented on someone's thread in the "Rate my Profile" section....
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A little help here please?
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Hmmm....well I did send a reply with a request to rephrase. I haven't heard back yet.
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A little help here please?
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I just got the strangest message:
YOU ONE BMF!HOW MANY LEVELS/DEGREES?<*>G?I?AN? Is this an insult or a compliment? Can someone please translate this for me? |
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Mingle tips
Edited by
fullmoonfairy
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Sun 08/02/09 05:33 PM
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if you have a pic of you with your ex, always use it over one on your own if you dont have a pic of your ex, use a dog Make sure you blank out the face of your ex. She might not want her face plastered all over cyberspace. If you're unable to blank out her face and someone asks you who the gorgeous blonde is, just say "My sister". |
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Opinion please?
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What do you think? Thanks in advance for the feedback!! You got better cleavage than me
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free to good home. Me!!!
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 you know i`d skin you the second the plane touched down dont you 
You think you'll be able to do that with a severed...uh...never mind.  
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Mingle tips
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Be sure to say "Be seeing you" after each post. Either that or post a picture of a tractor as your main profile pic and type in CAPITAL LETTERS followed by at least 20 emoticons. The ladies here dig that. DAMNIT! I BEEN DOING IT WRONG! BE SEEING YOU! (I have never used an emoticon and ain't about to start now....the only tractor pics I got have chicks in bikinis on them...) Just cut and paste the picture of a cow or sheep over the chick in the bikini. You'll be fine. 
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Mingle tips
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If someone creates a similar name to yours, don't go ballistic. Check with someone you know to see if they are just pulling your leg.
i'm waiting for someone to create something like rockmyfartysocks or something :p we've already decided rockmyboobysocks was just plain vulgar. LOL Not as vulgar as back when I went by the name of "citrobella"...some genius named "clitrobella" popped up on day. I'm not making this up. |
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free to good home. Me!!!
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yes i have a garage but no table saw, i prefer hand saws
but its full of female skins but we could atach your collection of willys to the female skins wow, how much fun we could have Mmmm...handsaws...you're SUCH a manly man you. SO brawny.
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Mingle tips
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Be sure to say "Be seeing you" after each post. Either that or post a picture of a tractor as your main profile pic and type in CAPITAL LETTERS followed by at least 20 emoticons. The ladies here dig that.
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free to good home. Me!!!
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skined= having their internals removed, and replaced with me
i just like wearing womens skins, mostly when shopping. that doesnt make me weird or anything, everyone at my meetings do it OMG I'm in love
When can I move in with you? Is there enough room for my penis collection at your house? Do you have a garage? I don't want my table saw to get wet. That reminds me...I need to go to the store to get more formaldehyde. |
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Mingle tips
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If you are male and creating a profile for yourself, be sure to include a picture that shows you shirtless, pointing a cellphone at a bathroom mirror. I thought the whole idea was that the pics should make women WANT to look at a profile a little more closely?? If I had that kind of picture up, I would wind up getting sued for making a chick go blind....lmao I said SHIRTless, not PANTless!
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Mingle tips
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If you are male and creating a profile for yourself, be sure to include a picture that shows you shirtless, pointing a cellphone at a bathroom mirror.
Her point being that there are a heck of a lot of those shots out there. Not that I look at them or anything. I don't look at them either...nuh uh...not me. Sheesh...I mean eeew. 
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free to good home. Me!!!
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skined= having their internals removed, and replaced with me
i just like wearing womens skins, mostly when shopping. that doesnt make me weird or anything, everyone at my meetings do it OMG I'm in love
When can I move in with you? Is there enough room for my penis collection at your house? Do you have a garage? I don't want my table saw to get wet. |
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Mingle tips
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If you are male and creating a profile for yourself, be sure to include a picture that shows you shirtless, pointing a cellphone at a bathroom mirror.
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free to good home. Me!!!
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This SUCKS!
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OMG that is absolutely horrific!!! You poor thing!!! That's like my worst nightmare...knocking my teeth out!!! EEEEEK!!!
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