Community > Posts By > messi_is_a_tim_1888
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Poetic Who's Who
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That would be the one, yeah. Nice. Your shot (or the Flutter-by's turn) |
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Lamb tagine at lunchtime!
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Topic:
Poetic Who's Who
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2kidsmom?
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I'm a Schizophrenic and so am i!!!
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The game changer....
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Years ago when I met a woman at The Arches nightclub in Glasgow and we went back to her flat in the merchant city area of Glasgow, city centre. We entered her flat and I saw a guy that I assumed to be her brother crashed out on the sofa. I asked her "Is that your brother sleeping there?" To which she replied "No, he's my husband, but we've been broken up now two weeks. He won't mind!" Time for a cool sharp harp and out the door! F**k that!
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Topic:
Poetic Who's Who
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We don't know if he's got hair Cos he's got nothing there Always something to say He may as well be gay Hockey masks don't disguise That he's really into guys! Can you guess who? Red mist |
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It puts the lotion on it's skin? Don't you hurt my precious!!!!
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Topic:
Poetic Who's Who
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We don't know if he's got hair
Cos he's got nothing there Always something to say He may as well be gay Hockey masks don't disguise That he's really into guys! Can you guess who? |
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Mischievous |
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Topic:
Poetic Who's Who
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I dislike assignments.... Translated, it's her Polish name, She parties like a rock star, Cuts hair, in the threads likes a good game. She eats cheese, that's who we are, Now Obama she would flame, and catch mashed potatoes in a jar. |
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How Smart Are You ?
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hi eric, how is my bob coming along? you still haven't sent me the list yet so i'm just winging it not to big, not to small so 30 inches will be cool |
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looking for a Japanese guy
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Looking for a Japanese guy ..either country ..just personal preference.. |
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champions league semis!!
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That's Arjen Robben out (calf injury) and maybe Robert Lewandowski also ( broken jaw and nose ) of the semi-final, with Barca. Both were injured in the 1-1 draw (aet) with Borussia Dortmund, in the German Cup game last night. Dortmund, won 2-0 on penalties, with Bayern missing ALL their penalty kicks!! Yeh my brother asked me if Bayern missed all their penalties but I didn't know. I just think Pep will have a master plan that will outwit Barca. To be honest I just hope the best team win on aggregate. One thing thoughI think the myth that the English premier league is the best in the world can be consigned to the rubbish bin forever. I would rather watch Spanish, Italian even Dutch than the premier league. I like to watch Arsenal and spurs cos they play football that's good to watch but the rest are poor me thinks. |
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Soccer anyone?
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I'm arsenal fans,I think arsenal will win FA Cup trophy :-p Ozil is class! No I've heard he would rather go to Donny, lol. Don't get me wrong I will probably back Villa as they will be outsiders and I like Sherwood, He is a breath of fresh, says what everyone who loves footie is thinking and knows how to get players playing. E.g Kane and now Benteke! |
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Soccer anyone?
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https://youtu.be/603JM1adqRA
Lionel Messi, best goals! |
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The strange things women do
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I don't know if you guys noticed or not, but women have a lot of strange habits that make them seem more like Martians than even us guys. First of all, have you ever noticed how every two second they are flicking their heads to the side. Either they want you to notice their long silky gorgeous curls or they were just born with an evil twitch. Second, have you ever noticed how they seem disinterested in every thing you have to say, but the minute they start talking they accuse you of not listening, even if you are staring directly into their big brown peepers. Third, have you ever noticed how they will wear a blouse that shows off so much cleavage that you almost pass out. I mean she's got it so that those gigantic puppies are just about dangling in your lap, then she acts all indignant and hurt and asks if you are staring at her breasts. Fourth, have you ever noticed how they will suddenly accuse themselves out loud of being too fat by a half a pound or two, then say they couldn't possibly give you any sex because they don't feel comfortable with the way they look. Fifth, they will tell you to leave the living room because they don't think you will like the movie they are going to watch. When you tell them they have already seen 'Shakespeare in love' thirty-one times, they will tell you the best time to see it is number thirty-two. |
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Mischievous |
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Topic:
SHOOT THE BREEZE ROOM
Edited by
messi_is_a_tim_1888
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Thu 04/30/15 03:06 AM
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you could get better if you do it with someone else |
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New kid in town
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Message im anis.55.married. From bangladesh.banker. I believe true frndsp. If u interested plz write to me ur eml id |
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knight in shining armour
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Yeah! Get over yourself, Jon! And give me a ride in your new car! |
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