Community > Posts By > veronica25
Topic:
you want a joke?
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What's the difference between an oral thermometer,and a rectal
thermometer?.......the taste |
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Topic:
you want a joke?
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yes it is.....a joke for adults only
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Topic:
you want a joke?
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How do you make an archaeologist blush?......Hand him a tampon and ask
him which period it came from. |
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Topic:
you want a joke?
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what do old women have between their breasts that young women
lack?.....a bellybutton |
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you want a joke?
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A woman notices a little old man in a rocking chair.He's smiling and
whistling,just looking happy.She says,"I couldn't help but notice how content you look.What's your secret?"......He answers,"I smoke three packs a day,drink a case of bourbon a week,and eat whatever I want,whenever I want to,and never exercise."....."wow" she says"How old are you?"........He smiles and says.."twenty-six" |
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you want a joke?
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What do you call a constipated chinaman? Hungchow
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you want a joke?
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there was a ventriloquist,who began his act by telling alot of hillbilly
jokes,finally one redneck stands up and says..."we're getting tired of all these jokes.We ain't all stupid ya know." The venriloquist says,"Hey man no offense,they aren't meant to be taken seriously." "I ain't talkin to you," the redneck says. "I'm talkin to that little feller on your knee. |
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you want a joke?
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What is the difference between michael jackson,and a plastic shopping
bag?.............One is made of plastic and is dangerous for little kids to play with,...the other is used to hold groceries |
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anyone with autistic kids?
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the world of autism is just so knew to me
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anyone with autistic kids?
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need some advice for autism
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I'm in conroe
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hey
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thanks
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hey
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hey there
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hey houstonians
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anyone wanna chat?
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hey houstonians
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conroe lady here
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Topic:
lifes interests
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soo....quiet now
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lifes interests
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does mr.kat owner,own a cat?
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lifes interests
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hmmm....liquid steak?....nahh
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lifes interests
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mmmmm......chocolate
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lifes interests
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sounds like an idea
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