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Mon 02/12/07 04:34 PM
What's the difference between an oral thermometer,and a rectal
thermometer?.......the taste

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Mon 02/12/07 04:31 PM
yes it is.....a joke for adults only

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Mon 02/12/07 04:26 PM
How do you make an archaeologist blush?......Hand him a tampon and ask
him which period it came from.

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Mon 02/12/07 04:23 PM
what do old women have between their breasts that young women
lack?.....a bellybutton

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Mon 02/12/07 04:20 PM
A woman notices a little old man in a rocking chair.He's smiling and
whistling,just looking happy.She says,"I couldn't help but notice how
content you look.What's your secret?"......He answers,"I smoke three
packs a day,drink a case of bourbon a week,and eat whatever I
want,whenever I want to,and never exercise."....."wow" she says"How old
are you?"........He smiles and says.."twenty-six"

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Mon 02/12/07 04:10 PM
What do you call a constipated chinaman? Hungchow

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Mon 02/12/07 03:53 PM
there was a ventriloquist,who began his act by telling alot of hillbilly
jokes,finally one redneck stands up and says..."we're getting tired of
all these jokes.We ain't all stupid ya know." The venriloquist
says,"Hey man no offense,they aren't meant to be taken seriously."
"I ain't talkin to you," the redneck says. "I'm talkin to that little
feller on your knee.

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Mon 02/12/07 03:41 PM
What is the difference between michael jackson,and a plastic shopping
bag?.............One is made of plastic and is dangerous for little kids
to play with,...the other is used to hold groceries

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Sun 02/11/07 09:40 PM
the world of autism is just so knew to me

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Sun 02/11/07 09:34 PM
need some advice for autism

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Sun 02/11/07 09:31 PM
I'm in conroe

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Fri 02/09/07 09:23 PM
thanks

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Fri 02/09/07 09:20 PM
hey there

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Fri 02/09/07 04:41 PM
anyone wanna chat?

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Fri 02/09/07 04:38 PM
conroe lady here

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Wed 02/07/07 10:01 PM
soo....quiet now

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Wed 02/07/07 09:58 PM
does mr.kat owner,own a cat?

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Wed 02/07/07 09:55 PM
hmmm....liquid steak?....nahh

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Wed 02/07/07 09:52 PM
mmmmm......chocolate

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Wed 02/07/07 09:51 PM
sounds like an idea