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What is the difference between michael jackson,and a plastic shopping
bag?.............One is made of plastic and is dangerous for little kids to play with,...the other is used to hold groceries |
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Ooh nasty. Funny but nasty.
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there was a ventriloquist,who began his act by telling alot of hillbilly
jokes,finally one redneck stands up and says..."we're getting tired of all these jokes.We ain't all stupid ya know." The venriloquist says,"Hey man no offense,they aren't meant to be taken seriously." "I ain't talkin to you," the redneck says. "I'm talkin to that little feller on your knee. |
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What do you call a constipated chinaman? Hungchow
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A woman notices a little old man in a rocking chair.He's smiling and
whistling,just looking happy.She says,"I couldn't help but notice how content you look.What's your secret?"......He answers,"I smoke three packs a day,drink a case of bourbon a week,and eat whatever I want,whenever I want to,and never exercise."....."wow" she says"How old are you?"........He smiles and says.."twenty-six" |
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what do old women have between their breasts that young women
lack?.....a bellybutton |
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thats a good one i thought it was going to be a few years ago
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How do you make an archaeologist blush?......Hand him a tampon and ask
him which period it came from. |
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thats bad
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yes it is.....a joke for adults only
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i guess
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What's the difference between an oral thermometer,and a rectal
thermometer?.......the taste |
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I've got a tough crowd tonight
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Anyone got a joke to throw my way?
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Wow! Veronica, those were funny-u were on a role...... 
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oh your bad
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what does toilet paper and the star ship enterprise have in
common?.....they both circle uranus searching for clingons |
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no response?.....ouch
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those are bad jokes
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