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OMG
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constipation maybe?
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AHH hurry rush to the ER!
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i have no earthly idea my parents had me listen to that and the song about my ding-a-ling. i thought they were rediculously funny!   
lol my real dad is 39, my step-mom is 50, and my real mom is 37... i think idk hers really lol |
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i have no earthly idea my parents had me listen to that and the song about my ding-a-ling. i thought they were rediculously funny!
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you know a really good song.....
Well I saw the thing comin' out of the sky It had the one long horn, one big eye. I commenced to shakin' and I said "ooh-eee" It looks like a purple people eater to me. It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater. one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater A one-eyed one-horned, flyin' puple people eater Sure looks stange to me. Well he came down to earth and lit in a tree I said Mr. Purple People Eater don't eat me I heard him say in a voice so gruff I wouldn't eat you cuz you're so tough It was a one-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple people eater one-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple people eater one-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple people eater Sure looks strange to me. I said Mr. Purple People Eater, what's your line He said it's eatin' purple people and it sure is fine But that's not the reason that I came to land I wanna get a job in a rock and roll band Well bless my soul, rock and roll, flying purple people eater. Pidgeon-toed, undergrowed, flyin' purple people eater one-eyed, one-horned, flyin’ purple people eater what a sight to see. And then he swung from the tree and he lit on the ground. He started to rock, really rockin' around It was a crazy ditty with a swingin' tune sing aboop boop aboopa lopa lum bam boom It was a one-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple people eater one-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple people eater one-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple people eater What a sight to see And then he went on his way, and then what do you know. I saw him last night on a TV show. He was blowing it out, a'really knockin' em dead Playin' rock and roll music through the horn in his head (clarinet solo) ( Tequila) It was a one-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple people eater one-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple people eater one-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple people eater Sure looks strange to me. |
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Edited by
Moviemadness
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Sat 02/14/09 03:16 AM
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you're horny? i dunno.... no lol. just saying i keep things fun, so you can't help but hit the refresh button to see what i might say next!
HAHA DISREGARD I MISREAD YOUR QUOTE! maybe she is... it's all you man go get it! |
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dear diary........why do you guys keep me awake????? 
i never let a woman fall asleep in my presence! hehe, especially when i have energy. |
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omg... i just got insulted over the ENTIRENETZ by a drunk guy!! oh how shall i ever overcome the humilitiation.
actually i was trying to help at first and give you some advice, but you got mad at me for being a guy, so i say to you sir, "you dig your own grave". and i got ru pauled too.. i think i'm blinded for life |
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Topic:
honest man?
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My opinion is that women are probably not unlike myself. They want a man who is truthful. If I ask my partner do I look fat in this dress I am looking for information not ego strokeing. Does it look like the button or zipper is straining? Is it bunching up over my butt? Is my bust looked pinched in? Is the hem hitting where it compliments the shape of my leg? Or is it just snug enough you think it looks sexy? True a man may not be well versed in all these factors but he does know what he likes and if the dress is not all that flattering it is nice to know. If I am making and effort to look good 95% of it is because I want it to reflect positively on both of us. Yes it is nice if you can use a little tact with your opinion but how hard is it to say "Yes it is not the most flattering fit but I like the color and I think it will be fine for tonight." If I ask my husband does he want to go to the store during a football game I want and honest answer there too. I may have no clue how the game is going, or I may know that his supper is going to be very late, or he won't have a lunch the next day if he waits to go and the store is closed. How hard is it to just ask if it is urgent? Or explain this is a really good game he has a bet on. She asked she didn't order him to do it. If she is pissed the likelyhood is the husband doesn't get that she needs his help. I think the real thing most spouses are more worried about is are they getting straight answers on issues they are vunerable too. Cheating, money problems, unequal household or parenting responsibilitys, health issues. It is kind of hard to play the cards you are delt if you don't know if you got all the cards on the table. Trust is eroded one word and one action at a time for me. I don't want some one to pretend to love me or agree to do something then be griting his teath at me and resents what he is doing. I agree with the not telling a lie but knowing how to say it to benefit both parties. i had a girl ask me if i liked her hair after she cut it all off pretty much, and i replied, "you are still beautiful, but i like long hair. it's more captivating." |
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dear diary, Happy Valentine's Day 
  
how can a venereal disease be happy?!? |
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... hmmm i'll find a way... i'll find a way
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Dear diary........... Please send toilet paper to <-------- 
OMG YOUR DIARY CAN SEND YOU STUFF!! i need one of those... dear diary........... please send me scarlett johansson willing and ready for all sorts of fun things! ITS ****ING FABULOUS!!!
... do you keep this diary under very good surveilance? |
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.... so! only from 3pm to 7pm every other second and third tuesday of every fourth month of every odd year!
best memories are from the above mentioned time periods |
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Edited by
Moviemadness
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Sat 02/14/09 02:45 AM
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Dear diary........... Please send toilet paper to <--------
OMG YOUR DIARY CAN SEND YOU STUFF!! i need one of those... dear diary........... please send me scarlett johansson willing and ready for all sorts of fun things! |
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sold tapes to taco bell with fall evidence of mahan using cocaine, this is what kept mahan from being the taco bell dog.. it's a sad story
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oh damm you just reminded me I am on my last one I gotta get more
ooo that reminds me i'm at like half.... better go get some from the supply closet. IT'S FREE MUAHAHAHAHAHAH |
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He loves the game red rocket, but only when done with gay bears
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Topic:
My Favorite Quotes 2-14-09
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My all time favorite and it has yet to be surpassed.
"Death smiles at us all, all a man can do is smile back." Maximus - Gladiator |
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too lazy to find a pic, but a 1969 Camaro SS, midnight blue with white racing stripes, white leather interior, it has to purr while idling and roar when i give it the gas, mmmmmm
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Topic:
wtf
Edited by
Moviemadness
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Sat 02/14/09 02:13 AM
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In all honesty... I don't see our government and legal system holding up long enough for me to be dead before it changes. No government lasts forever. And usually that makes for a whole new set of laws.
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