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newby
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another newbie here...am i wrong in seeing 25-36 yo girls cruising the 40+ and the 50+ segment...highr i dont know. BUT they you are very careful in method, subtle and out of caracter if needed cause we have our share of immature 50+ men just sitting at home waving whats to wave but arent really good in communication and as ive heard, women recive a lot of xxx-**** from sexualy repressed boys of all ages in all ages.Sad story...
Not nice... But the subtle grrlz searching out empathy and wisdom of 50+ is a surprise. We men is dragging behind you, trying to keep up but no...and now...when it doesnt matter....what do you want talk to me about...? Ive read my share, i do a lot onlinestuff....Ask away, ause in friendship love may hide, or go spoiled but it also happends that the same person get struck by lightning twice in an afternoon... hastigt diktat ljusrus denna underbara v�r 2015 rinn ut rinn ut din sura vinter snart tillbaka ljuset g�r saker i mig och killar d�r uppe �r hennes �gon var �r ditt huvud - jag vet - jag blir sj�lv idiot f�rs�k �lska f�rs�k �lska i tid _____________________________ �2015Jimbj�rklund ______________________________ hastily writ poem this wonderful spring 2015 drip out drip out you black sour Winter be soon back all this light does things in me and guys,guys up there is her eyes Where's your head - I know - I become a fool myself try to love try to love while its time ____________________ �2015Jimbj�rklund |
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Im listening to Bob Dylans song 'Tombstone Blues' from his 1965 album 'Highway 61 Revisited' with the lyric:
'...mama's in the factory, she's got no shoes - daddy's in the alley he is looking for food - im in the kitchen with the Tombstone Blues....' |
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Topic:
DIN DAG (Swedish poem by me)
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DIN DAG i gryningen stiger r�ken stilla fr�n den brinnande milj�stationen. f�glar sjunger senvinter. alla tar dig f�r vad du �r himmel. r�ddningstj�nsten ekar ensamhet. detta g�r dig till vad du �r p�st�r barnen leker �nd� mamma pappa barn genom alla dina minnen ur alla sinnen. om aftonen smeker vinden ditt glada men rossliga br�st. det �r din dag i dag. det �r min. *** �2008-2011jimbj�rklund |
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I also thought to find some evidence.. ..But it really doesnt matter if they exist or not cause you are living your life with your abilitys and possibilities. |
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Edited by
jrsb
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Fri 10/17/14 11:00 PM
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A Beggar asked a rich Bishop for Charity, demanding a pound.
A Pound to a beggar! That would be extravagant. A Shilling then! Oh, it’s still too much! A twopence then or your Benediction. Of course, I will give you my Benediction. I don’t want it, for if it were worth a twopence, you wouldn’t give it me. |
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Topic:
ONE-LINERS BY GROUCHO MARX
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Women should be obscene and not heard. A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it. I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it. I intend to live forever, or die trying I must confess, I was born at a very early age. I’ve got the brain of a four year old. I’ll bet he was glad to be rid of it. Room service? Send up a larger room. Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. Why, I’d horse-whip you if I had a horse. Either he’s dead or my watch has stopped. A man’s only as old as the woman he feels. Go, and never darken my towels again. Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. My mother loved children — she would have given anything if I had been one. Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read. She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon. Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them… well, I have others. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. -- Groucho Marx -- |
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1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. 2. Police were called to a day care, where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. 3. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now. 4. The roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. 5. To write with a broken pencil is pointless. 6. When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate. 7. The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large. 8. A thief who stole a calendar… got twelve months. 9. A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement. He became a hardened criminal. 10. Thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged with stalking. 11. When the smog lifts in Los Angeles , U. C. L. A. 12. The math professor went crazy with the blackboard. He did a number on it. 13. The professor discovered that his theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground. 14. The dead batteries were given out free of charge. 15. If you take a laptop computer for a run you could jog your memory. 16. A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail. 17. A bicycle can’t stand alone; it is two tired. 18. A will is a dead giveaway. 19. Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana. 20. A backward poet writes inverse. 21. In a democracy it’s your vote that counts; in feudalism, it’s your Count that votes. 22. A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion. 23. If you don’t pay your exorcist you can get repossessed. 24. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress. 25. Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I’ll show you A-flat miner. 26. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds. 27. The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered. 28. A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France and resulted in Linoleum Blownapart. 29. You are stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it. 30. Local Area Network in Australia : The LAN down under. 31. He broke into song because he couldn’t find the key. 32. A calendar’s days are numbered. A boiled egg is hard to beat. 34. He had a photographic memory which was never developed. 35. A plateau is a high form of flattery. 36. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end. 37. When you’ve seen one shopping center you’ve seen a mall. 38. If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine. 39. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis. 40. Santa’s helpers are subordinate clauses. 41. Acupuncture: a jab well done. 42. A lot of money is tainted: ‘Taint yours, and ‘taint mine. |
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