Thanks for the laughs, and "welcome aboard", even if you get a date, keep posting jokes and good luck at this. I just started on the 27th. Have Fun!!

Yes, I do love beer!! Fosters is my favorite.

Have 3 guesses:

1. Homer Simpson

2. Peter Griffin

3. David Spade

There are a few truths about beer, thought I would share...

To you it's a 6 - pak to me it's a support group.

24 hours in a day, 24 cans in a case, coincidence, I think not.

Beer, helping ugly poeple have sex since 1508.

Beer a convienient source of veggies.

There is food value in beer, but no beer value in food.

Beauty is in the eye of the "beerholder"

Beer, proof that there is a god, and he wants us to be happy.

Beer, the 12 ounce "holiday helper"

Beer, what else do you do when the fish arent biting.

Beer, the reason you stay in the boat a few more hours when the fish are biting but you are tired of fishing.