childish

bump for the ha ha

lol - epic fail ITT

well - you know where i stand :)

agreed - i'd just copy and paste the information into a new profile

regarding men
i can safely vouch that 99.99999% of men are bad in some shape or form.
i think my buddy victor may be the only "nice" guy on the planet. anyone
in SC should be looking for him.

dacia - take your last name out of your username and profile

you don't want some creepy old dude to start stalking you
(like me) =o)

but seriously - change the name

better - yes

i'm moving to russia this fall - don't suppose you'll be out that way? lol

dur - i can google stuff - dur

i'd dawn a kilt and body paint
and go on a murderous rampage
yelling "Valhalla" the whole time

either that - or i may get on an
open road on the motorcycle and
ride into the doom

^ *cough* *cough*

dear christian god,

ever hung out with other significant religious figures?

- Jimmy

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Dear Jimmy,

yes, all the time!
ganesh is a bit of a bully. i'm afraid of him. fighting him
would be like fighting goro from mortal kombat.
(sweet game)
buddha's cool - a bit touchy about his weight.
there's a bunch of kami that hang around my yard sometimes,
i keep leaving food out for them - hoping one will become my pet.

on the other side of the tracks you have all the old gods / goddesses.
you know, the "mythology" ones. they're ok in small doses, but they
get really mad once you bring up the word 'mythology'. touchy peeps.

funny thing - people always say that me and allah could be twins. lol
seriously - in fact i'm gonna be covering for him while he goes out
with this wickedly hot valkyrie. (i'm jealous, allah gets all the babes)

anyway, i gotta go hide in a dumpster - i heard ganesh is looking to
to beat me up again.

later jimmy,

- christian god

my advice: tell the kid that you experimented once also, and that you learned better. tell the kid that if you find out that (s)he does it again - you'll call the cops

then...actually call the cops.

ask them to send someone down to scare the **** outta the kid

you can also arrange for a tour of the jail - that'll scare him/her
straight

for most people i'm growing into a snarly, cold man

for others - i'm a big softie =o)

^ when i read your handle i read "darth romeo"

and that's just cool

times are tough

i've considered 'hooking' myself on the corner
i'll over a 'buy one get one free' special on wednesdays

in this thread, we post light hearted, funny messages to [insert holy figure here]

-- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- --

dear god (or other popular religious figure),

please grant me powers akin to darth vader.

that would be sweet.

sincerely,

Jimmy


p.s. - Honk if you love cookies!

i'm in my late 20s, and have next to no chance of every reaching 50.
(hearts are interesting little machines)

i can understand where you're coming from. i also have stopped my
pursuit of serious relationships. instead, i'm just honest with women
and tell them i'm only interested in casual dating. all in all, its been working
out very well.

i do miss the day-to-day conversations of a steady girlfriend, and i'm
jealous of my buddies all growing to get married and spawn some kids =o)

but i'm confident i'm doing the right thing. and its good to live for myself.
i do more traveling and have more adventures this way. life is good.

cute face
thin frame with a fit figure
perky chest
lots of energy
speaks several languages