is NOT running rampant these days!

It seems to be fading everywhere.

1. Smoking

2. Just looking for fun.

3. Any mentioning of how wronged they have been by other women.

4. Bad spelling/texting code

5. Fuzzy pics or pics with multiple people.

1.) If they have "bars" or anything alcohol-related in their profile or Interests. Lose 100,000 points.

2.) If they have kids, lose 100,000 points.

3.) If, in referring to their kids, they say "....and they are my WORLD!" Lose a billion points.

4.) If they only have pictures of more than one person and never tell you which one they really are. Lose 84,550 points.

5.) If they refer to themselves as "laid back and easy going." Lose 100,000 points.

6.) If they try to pound you over the head with their religion. Lose 88,855 points.

7.) If they say they're looking for a "partner in crime." Lose 92,110 points.

8.) If they say "No game players." Lose 378,000 points.

9.) If the profile consist entirely of "I don't know what to write here" or "Anything you want to know, you'll have to ask." Lose infinity points.

Sorry you don't have cable. I used to stick with the very basic channels to save on money. Done it for 3 years, and I was very happy.

I never have any idea what I'm doing.

I'm just an idiot that got drunk, and didn't understand (until it was too late) That I was too stupid to do what I did.

It was all dumb, blind luck.

The computer screen...tv is taken to the room by my room mate.

It's happening to many people right now.