Is there an FOC here?



Change isn't my strong suit. .if it was i wouldn't still have been over there on the planet post apocalypse.

No signed consent forms. ..no dice.

No hostages. Proper disposal methods, keeps a girl's rep clean.


No physical intermingling with their direct relatives. Distanced relatives are fair game.


Say "I love you", first. During first meets is usually the most appropriate time to get that one outta the way. (Gives them the illusion of control)


Don't roll your eyes, when trying to pull off a fake laugh.

Let them talk, it builds their trust.

Poofy hair is flammable. Don't leave yourself open for a mishap.

If it's bigger than previous ones, put it back where it was, leave it alone, put your shoes on and go home. ..you need to be considerate and think of the next guy

Don't forget DNA to prove legitimacy of identity and the CC.

Hello. .Welcome to the other side

It's getting weirder over there

One more of those lists where the only thing the people in common have, is that they made the same list?


Esme..can you get Att, yet? They just got through here with with some argument that Comcast owns the cable rights and their Fibre optics don't count. .I'm not up to snuff on the legalities or technicalities of it....but everyone is dropping Comcast like yesterday's scraps.

Sometimes it's just as simple as "the chemistry needed isn't there and there is nothing you can do to make it appear". ...but those words are really hard to say when you see a decent person you don't want to hurt

Little intense, aren't we?

And by "we" I mean not me

Ahahahaha. ..you know that is exactly what happened. .BOTH times.... try explaining that to the warranty guy that is still learning English in India.

At your age, it's legally ok...but, everything comes with a price and sometimes your youth is too high of a price

At your age, it's legally ok...but, everything comes with a price and sometimes your youth is too high of a price

I can't cold turkey. ., y'all would be glued to the news if I ever went that route. .it'd be "white Ford Bronco" days all over again.


I'm going back to the e-cig. The liquid vapor type..it worked and I liked it. I just have to learn to not sleep with it, after a night on the town. ..i broke two that way.

Reeks of a horrible translation program

...sorry, I get the sentiment but I totally laughed hard while reading that...

OK. ..now back to serious, anytime is probably too soon to give up if the desire is truly strong in a person to find someone

My goal this summer is to get back on my non smoking train. Can I say that here? I quit for two whole months. ..and lost it over a bad weekend. .ugh!

All that running from dinosaurs will do that. .



I have more plans than I have weekend. It's Wrong To complain about having one too many people needing their dose of my quality time, isn't it?

I'm jealous. .very, very jealous. ...but not jealous enough to walk my lazy hinnie to the kitchen. ..this weekend though. ....this weekend i will give you a run for your bottle

Pfft!?!? You are getting too kind. Next you'll be helping the "pollyanna's" tie their shoes, so they don't fall over on themselves. .shoe tying isn't taught in public schools anymore

Mojitos are a good start. .till I find the bourbon. ..spare the glass, ice and umbrella

Lmao..right! "Just soak it in some tea leaves, and it'll come out"...There was never a rock hard enough to scrub those stains with....#earlypeopleprobs